March 16, 2006

France Celebrates Jerry Lewis' 80th Birthday

Jerry Lewis turns 80 today. Riot police are standing by in France.

UPDATE: Jerry Lewis related violence at an all time high!

Posted by: Rusty at 09:33 AM | Comments (3) | Add Comment
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1 The Muslim community will be providing the 'candles' on Mr Lewis's cake by an impromptu burning of eighty infidels Peugeots.
The French response to this will be swift, immediate calls for understanding, followed by explanations of how their fellow citizens are really just wanting better jobs, and are railing against the French getto's, followed by an extra $20.00 in their welfare checks.

Posted by: davec at March 16, 2006 12:37 PM (CcXvt)

2 Happy Birthday Jerry Lewis!

There - I said it! I like him! Who wants to fight with me!

Posted by: hondo at March 16, 2006 02:33 PM (9pQ6D)

3 First you go for Scott Baio, now you're on Jerry Lewis? Have you no shame?

Posted by: Oyster at March 17, 2006 07:20 AM (YudAC)

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