February 08, 2007

Fortress of Solitude to be Built in Arctic

Idiots:

An Arctic "doomsday vault" aimed at providing mankind with food in case of a global catastrophe will be designed to sustain the effects of climate change, the project's builders said as they unveiled the architectural plans.

The top-security repository, carved into the permafrost of a mountain in the remote Svalbard archipelago near the North Pole, will preserve some three million batches of seeds from all known varieties of the planet's crops.

I demand an environmental impact study.

Posted by: Bluto at 10:44 PM | Comments (8) | Add Comment
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1 There already IS a vault full of food in the Arctic.  It's call the effing Bering Sea.  There is a crap load of food for the taking.

Posted by: Editor at February 09, 2007 12:13 AM (RFgl8)

2 Have they really nothing better to do?

Posted by: Heroic Dreamer at February 09, 2007 02:14 AM (JAJ02)

3 Follow the money...

Posted by: CanForce 101 at February 09, 2007 02:47 AM (xfvyZ)

4 Idiots is right. They claim the polar ice sheets are melting away and what do they do? Build a "repository" on permafrost.

Posted by: Jeff Bargholz at February 09, 2007 06:38 AM (Dt3sl)

5 Ah! They forget about global warnming, the risine of the seas and man eating polar bears on every street corner.

Posted by: greyrooster at February 09, 2007 08:05 AM (ap7th)

6 The articles seem to be spinning it as a response to global warming but
I thought they originally conceived it  being built it for a comet
strike or plague.

Posted by: Randman at February 09, 2007 11:23 AM (Sal3J)

7 the built it for superman bitches,and thats all.

Posted by: Jake at February 09, 2007 08:39 PM (AeRA2)

8 Yeah, what's this going to do the endangered polar bears?

Posted by: Marcus Aurelius at February 10, 2007 12:46 PM (cFScO)

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