September 19, 2006

P-Shop My Pope, Will You?

Ooooh, I'm so offended. I may yawn and scratch my balls after seeing that one.

That is, if I'm not busy drinking beer, eating pork products, and letting my wife out of the house by herself.

Well, hell, let's start this religious war right here and now.

I mean, lets rekindle.

No, that's not right either.

Okay, I'll just fire off my own sucky photoshop in response.

allahmet.jpg

Please note, Allah is not my God. Al' lah was the name of the pagan Arab's moon god. Which Mohammed appropriated in his efforts to gain converts before he had the military strength to kill them if they didn't convert to Islam.

Therefore, any attempts to claim that I'm blaspheming God with this crappy p-shop is rendered moot.

At any rate, I think it's ridiculous that I have to offer up these thoughts. Since God can see into my heart, I think He knows that I'm not visualizing Him this way.

Just Allah and Mohammed. The former a fictional character, the latter with a current address in Hell.

Posted by: Vinnie at 12:31 AM | Comments (13) | Add Comment
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1 How come they aren't facing Mecca's divine cube?

Posted by: Professor Chaos at September 19, 2006 01:17 AM (ZGpSM)

2 LMAO!!! Nice job.

Posted by: Mike Hunt at September 19, 2006 01:49 AM (DjkYA)

3 Spot on when you said Allah is not God. That difference needs to be highlighted clearly, specially for the benefit of those who think that the islamic god is the same as the Judeo-christian God. Absolutely not! For a detailed study of who Allah is or where ihe comes from, you can turn to http://www.prophetofdoom.net
Allah is not God, yes it was one of the idol gods(note the small g) in the Arabic world before Mohumad transformed it into an islamic deity. Yes Mohumad plagiarised Scripture from the Bible and other sources like the Rabbinic Talmud. You can clearly read that people in his day had difficulty believing his claims. They knew prophets do miracles and above all prophesy. He never did any of those which is why they keep asking him and his followers why he was not doing any prophetic stuff if he claims to be one.

Posted by: ROPWhat? at September 19, 2006 05:33 AM (hRELA)

4 Spot on when you said Allah is not God. That difference needs to be highlighted clearly, specially for the benefit of those who think that the islamic god is the same as the Judeo-christian God. Absolutely not! For a detailed study of who Allah is or where ihe comes from, you can turn to http://www.prophetofdoom.net
Allah is not God, yes it was one of the idol gods(note the small g) in the Arabic world before Mohumad transformed it into an islamic deity. Yes Mohumad plagiarised Scripture from the Bible and other sources like the Rabbinic Talmud. You can clearly read that people in his day had difficulty believing his claims. They knew prophets do miracles and above all prophesy. He never did any of those which is why they keep asking him and his followers why he was not doing any prophetic stuff if he claims to be one.

Posted by: ROPWhat? at September 19, 2006 05:36 AM (hRELA)

5 Apologies for the duplication.

Posted by: ROPWhat? at September 19, 2006 05:41 AM (hRELA)

6 Is this another Pshop festival?

Posted by: SeeMonk at September 19, 2006 07:30 AM (7teJ9)

7 When a "religion" walks like the devil, talks like the devil, and does the work of the devil, just who do you think their "leader" is?

Hope this is not too difficult a question for liberals and msm.

Posted by: n.a. palm at September 19, 2006 07:38 AM (CWQzg)

8 So that's why they don't eat pork.  It would be cannibalism.

Posted by: INFInitely DELivered at September 19, 2006 09:35 AM (xdG5W)

9 HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! That is brilliant!!! I'm copying it into my laptop and bringing it to church for service tomorrow night. Beautiful!!! Thanks for posting that Vinny!

Posted by: Stan the Infidel in Indonesia at September 19, 2006 09:39 AM (fuj99)

10 This has got to be the best thing I've seen on the web in a long time.
I can't wait to show it to my girlfriend who is so fond of saying, "We share the same God. We just call him by different names."
We being Christians and Muslims.

"Sorry honey, but my God isn't thrown to a wide receiver in the open every Sunday."

Posted by: joegosox at September 19, 2006 11:50 AM (OZn2O)

11 This has got to be the best thing I've seen on the web in a long time.
I can't wait to show it to my girlfriend who is so fond of saying, "We share the same God. We just call him by different names."
We being Christians and Muslims.

"Sorry honey, but my God isn't thrown to a wide receiver in the open every Sunday."

Posted by: joegosox at September 19, 2006 11:50 AM (OZn2O)

12 Apologies for the duplication.

Posted by: joegosox at September 19, 2006 11:53 AM (OZn2O)

13 I guess oral sex is out considering they're not allowed to eat pork.

Posted by: paul at September 19, 2006 02:56 PM (IFPmY)

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