August 28, 2006

I renounce Islam

After having given my conversion to submit to Allah serious thought, I now renounce Islam. Yeah, they've got that whole 72 virgins thing going for them, and they also get to blow shit up--which are both cool--but I also have this little aversion to stoning whores to death. I'm more the live and let live kind of guy. Especially when it comes to whores.

So, even if there is no God but God, Mohammed was definitely not a prophet. IMHO.

Oh, and there's the pork thing. Mmmm, pork.

Posted by: Rusty at 05:30 PM | Comments (27) | Add Comment
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1 I just declared war on Islam myself Rusty. Who better to fire off the new Crusades other than me?

Posted by: dick at August 28, 2006 05:51 PM (XlQVK)

2 Do you want your toilet paper back?

Posted by: Brad at August 28, 2006 06:06 PM (Ignlt)

3 S**t - where does that leave the rest of is converts? Well, this calls for blowing something up.

Posted by: Editor at August 28, 2006 06:08 PM (adpJH)

4 >>>I renounce Islam

You can't walk away from islam and live. They kill their apostates real peaceful like.

Posted by: Jesusland Carlos at August 28, 2006 06:12 PM (8e/V4)

5 Yeah, I'm hoping that I FINALLY get a REAL fatwa.

Posted by: Jihad Rusty Dirka Dirka at August 28, 2006 06:18 PM (JQjhA)

6 Remember -- There is no God but God, and Jesus Christ is His Only Begotten Son.

That should piss off a jihadi or three.

Posted by: Rhymes With Right at August 28, 2006 06:30 PM (OFvu8)

7 Poor Rusty. He's never gonna get that dang fatwa.

Posted by: Oyster at August 28, 2006 06:33 PM (YudAC)

8 You fickle whore! Allah will punish you! It will fall off!

Posted by: hondo at August 28, 2006 06:51 PM (XrexX)

9 This is the last straw. You will not make a mockery of the Religion of Peace™! I'm coming over there and fatwaing you up one side and down the other.

Posted by: Preston Taylor Holmes at August 28, 2006 07:01 PM (E8E1d)

10 Take a cold shower Preston. Dale er.. Rusty is a total homophobe.

Posted by: SeeMonk at August 28, 2006 08:06 PM (n4VvM)

11

I've been working on my own method of killing whores.  But I get so tired all the sudden.  No luck yet, I'll keep you updated.


Posted by: Darth Odie at August 28, 2006 08:32 PM (YdcZ0)

12 Bet I get a fatwa first! I'm flying an Israeli flag at my house and I live in Indonesia. I missed being there in Jakarta to hear the released Islamofascist terrorist Abu Bakr Bashyir telling all Indonesians to boycott US products. He said he was going to do his best to help the West understand that Islam is the RoP. Hahaha!! As much as I hate Soeharto and what he did to the people (especially the Chinese-Indonesians) and country's economy, he wouldn't have put up with any Islamofascist crap and Bashyir and the rest of his kind would have been dead a long time ago.

Posted by: Stan the Infidel in Indonesia at August 28, 2006 09:02 PM (bkh6P)

13 Flying a Israeli flag in Indonesia? you have balls the size of grapefruit -- I don't think anyone here can top that.

Posted by: davec at August 28, 2006 09:10 PM (QkWqQ)

14 We don't need to. Not in America we don't anyway.

Posted by: SeeMonk at August 28, 2006 09:14 PM (n4VvM)

15 Son of a bitch!  I spent way too much time tonight on a post along the same lines. 
http://snoozebuttondreams.com/archives/194400.html

Posted by: shank at August 28, 2006 09:15 PM (dWclD)

16 LOL  Too funny. 

Posted by: RepJ at August 28, 2006 09:50 PM (L5LRS)

17 Time for the goverment to get serious about the islamic extremists flooding into this country with the illegal aleins its time to stop this all now

Posted by: sandpiper at August 28, 2006 10:33 PM (1LUQw)

18 This is a light humor topic sandpiper - go back into your cryo-genic tank and chill.

Posted by: hondo at August 28, 2006 10:52 PM (XrexX)

19 You don't tell anyone what to do on this blog, so shut your fucking mouth.

Posted by: Vinnie - Editor In Chief at August 28, 2006 11:39 PM (/qy9A)

20 I Renounce Islam by Infidel Rusty
repeat ...
I Renounce Islam by Infidel Rusty

Again - I have no interest in you vinnie or anything you write. You seem to insist on following me with tantrum displays.

Posted by: hondo at August 29, 2006 12:40 AM (XrexX)

21

Now what are we supposed to do?    :-(


Posted by: Last gasp Larry at August 29, 2006 01:51 AM (Dd86v)

22 MmmmmPork. Just like Imam used to make.

Posted by: Filthy at August 29, 2006 04:35 AM (LmcvK)

23 Vinne: Assholeism is a horrible disease and you've got the worst case I've every seen. What happen? Your boyfriend stand you up again?

Posted by: greyrooster at August 29, 2006 06:33 AM (fnweh)

24 Morning greyrooster

Wish me luck today - begin mother of all physical exams at VA as part of disability claims. Multiple claims Fed & State) I will be looking for 75% total - if I get it (very possible) I'm then running to SS for early out on disability. How far will 50K a year (bulk tax free) get me in Costa Rica?

Posted by: hondo at August 29, 2006 07:22 AM (XrexX)

25 The more I think about it and the more I see reported on CNN about these reporters from Fox and their comments during their press conference, they seemed very pro Islam and almost seemed ready to apologize for their kidnappers capturing them and forcing conversion on them. It seems staged to me and I'm calling shenanigans on Centanni and Wiig. I believe this was all a staged kidnapping and Centanni and Wiig were in on it.

Posted by: Stan the Infidel in Indonesia at August 29, 2006 10:04 AM (u2KKH)

26 Hondo on't know. Never needed to attempt to spend 50K in San Jose. $18K will keep you on easy street and partying everyday. What amazes me is how they sell items made in America cheaper there than here.
Remember two things. In your mind you think beach. Forget it from May to December. Toooooo humid at sea level in the Summer. San Jose is 3800 ft. The climate is great. San Jose in not a pretty city. Other than that, I say go for it. Average middle class could live comfortable on $600.00 per month. Average 3 bedroom house rents for $250.00 per month.
Costa Rica is the most expensive country in Central America. Here's what we payed last March. Gas about $250.00 per gal. Remember a tank lasts you for a year down there. Bread .50 per loaf. Bananas .04ea., pineapples $1.00ea, Coconuts .20ea., lb coffee $1.31, squash .10ea, milk .39 per liter, New York strips $1.90lb, mangos .14ea,
And now the best thing. Local beer .50, Bottle of Bud .65, bottle of good rum $5.72. Go tropical and living is very good and very cheap. Chocolate, sugar, oranges, and mary jane very cheap. Sweet potatos are nothing. Idaho potatos are much more.
Anyway friend, you get the point. I highly recomend Costa Rica 6 mos in the winter and the good old USA the rest of the year. Oh yea, Spanish is the offical language. But everyone speaks English. Lots of blondes (German Immigrants) PS. Do not, do not deal with any of the real estate companies on the internet. I wasted 30% buying my first property down there. Also, the 200% return on real estate investment is bullshit. It don't happen. But 100% in 3 yrs does happen.
I do have an empty beach cottage you could use gratis if you pull the weeds this winter. Not fancy but is 12 ft on stilts and has windows on all four sides that you open and that wonderful sea breeze will put you to sleep. Short walk to Margaritaville.

Posted by: greyrooster at August 29, 2006 05:26 PM (BInc2)

27 I'd be up for that! And I'd take back all those nasty things I said to you!  ;-)

Posted by: Last gasp Larry at August 29, 2006 11:46 PM (Dd86v)

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