July 10, 2006

Blasphemy of the Day

For your edification, here is your satanic verse of the day, which is attributed to Mohammed:

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"These [Allāt, al-'Uzzā and Manāt] are the exalted high-flying ones, whose intercession is hoped for."

Why has this "satanic" verse caused so much trouble? Historians of Mohammad's life document the story of Mohammed's attempts to woo the Quraysh to Islam. Many of the Quraysh worshipped the goddesses Allāt, al-'Uzzā and Manāt, and turning to the moon god Allah required--according to Mohammed--rejecting the goddesses of their ancestors. This fact had originally precluded the Quraysh from accepting Islam. They were not opposed to worshipping Allah so much as they were opposed to rejecting their traditional goddesses.

The conflicts between the non-Muslim Quraysh and the Muslims had been quite a serious headache for Mohammed. Mohammed was pressuring the Quraysh to convert to Islam, but the non-Muslim Quraysh were unwilling to abandon their own religious traditionals. According to the historians, this impasse was broken when Mohammed publicly uttered the above verse, thereby endorsing the idea that Allāt, al-'Uzzā, Manāt were accepted as goddesses under Islam. In other words, this shift allowed the non-Muslim Quraysh to join Islam and still retain their worship of their traditional goddesses.

Sometime later (several years by some estimates), after the Quryash had largely converted to this polytheistic Islam, Mohammed received a new revelation that Allāt, al-'Uzzā, Manāt were not, in fact, goddesses. Mohammed explained that he had merely been tricked by Satan. Accordingly, the Quraysh could no longer worship the three goddesses and continue to be Muslims.

Historians do not agree on why it took Allah several years to correct his prophet. Some conjecture that the memo from Allah to Gabriel addressing the fiasco was misaddressed and ended up lost in a bureaucratic limbo. Others conjecture that a first memo was properly addressed, but conveniently "lost" by a loyalist for the three goddesses.

Whatever the reason, Allah be praised that the mistake was eventually corrected.

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1 JD's comment deleted.

Reason: Violation of TOS, TPS Reports allowed.

Posted by: Rusty at July 10, 2006 12:40 PM (simOF)

2 You want blasphemy. Try this:

Mohammed just pulled that verse out of his butt just like the rest of the Koran (maybe flushing it is the best use for it).
Taqiyya is obviously an integral part of Islam and has been employed from the beginning. What the followers of Allah don't realize is that it is being employed on them too.

Posted by: Henry at July 10, 2006 01:09 PM (iDMlC)

3 Rusty: Could you decode that for me?

Posted by: YBP at July 10, 2006 01:11 PM (gZnyq)

4 Was this verse originally part of Chapter 53 in the Koran (the names of the daughters are mentioned there), or was that chapter "revealed" afterwards in order to prove these were not angels either?

Posted by: Jimmy the Dhimmi at July 10, 2006 01:47 PM (RIPcF)

5 Henry, I'm appalled at your blasphemy.

Why would Mohammed lie? Mohammed was only a Prophet. He got a message. It looked legit. He went with it. How was he supposed to know whether the message was from Allah or from Satan? You think he had a super-secret Gabriel decoder ring or something?

Surely Satan deceived Mohammed in order to get a Mohammedan shout out to his three girlfriends, not realizing that this little joke would have the completely unintended effect of encouraging thousands of non-Muslim Quraysh to convert to Islam.

This happened because "Satan is cunning" and because "Satan is a fool." You see, Satan was cunning enough to fool Mohammed, but not cunning enough to know what would happen after he did so.

It's just a good thing Satan wasn't more active in deceiving Mohammed. Otherwise, the perfect truth of the Koran might have been corrupted.

Posted by: The All-Seeing Eye at July 10, 2006 02:06 PM (c/4ax)

6 Rusty, what the fuck? You censored? You, who spends so much time bitching about people who won't print cartoons of the prophet getting a blow job from a camel? (I'm with you in that fight?)

What did I say? Everything I posted was true, about the mormon revelatory experience with the prophet. I don't know what those acronyms stand for. Do they stand for: I'm a hypocrite?

Posted by: jd at July 10, 2006 09:56 PM (DQYHA)

7 Rusty, what the fuck? You censored? You, who spends so much time bitching about people who won't print cartoons of the prophet getting a blow job from a camel? (I'm with you in that fight.)

What did I say? Everything I posted was true, about the mormon revelatory experience with the prophet. I don't know what those acronyms stand for. Do they stand for: I'm a hypocrite?

Posted by: jd at July 10, 2006 09:59 PM (DQYHA)

8 All I said was if we are going to mock Islam for its pagan roots and its suspiciously convenient revelations during the life of the prophet, what about:

The Mormon church, which up until 1978 preached that blacks had the Mark of Cain, and did not allow blacks to become priests. Then Prophet Spencer Kimball had a revelation that God was okay with black people, just at the time it was becoming very difficult for the BYU football team to play teams with blacks.

And the earlier, very convenient revelation to Joseph Smith II, that polygamy wasn't God's plan, after polygamy had been officially sanctioned and practiced by earlier prophets Brigham Young and Joseph Smith. Skeptics noted that Smith II's revelation came after Congress rejected the state of Deseret's application for admission because of Polygamy and after the Supreme Court ruled that polygamy wasn't protected by the First Amendment.

And as for mainstream Christians...don't mock the pagan roots of Islam as revealed in this moon goddess incident unless you know the etymology and history of "Easter"...

What is so worthy of censor about this indisputable facts, Rusty?

Posted by: jd at July 11, 2006 06:48 AM (DQYHA)

9 And if you really want your head to explode, read up on the Mithra cults that predated Christianity and had many of the elements of the Jesus story exactly the same. If Mohammed flirted with paganism, the writers of the gospels plagiarized...

Posted by: jd at July 11, 2006 03:18 PM (mGsQ0)

10 A.)Who cares what Easter used to be if I use it now to celebrate the ressurection of Christ? Jesus is indeed my reason for the season. Whatever it was, I'm telling you what it now is.

Saying Easter is a Pagan Holiday as if it meant something would be like arguing with President Bush "Well you know, Baghdad used to be owned by Saddam Hussein before the Coalition sacked it". Well yes, that's sort of the idea. It was there's *pagans, Saddams" now, it's OURS "Christ, Coalition".

B.) The Mithras legend does not really parallel Christianity if you study it in depth, and those elements that do appear more similiar were added AFTER the time of Christ. Most of the "similiarity" between the two comes, however, whe you study the original translations of the Mithras text ATTEMPTING to find a correlation to Christianity, and add in Biblical terminology like "salvation" and "resurrection" where it is a stretch to do so. One frequently encounters scholars who first use Christian terminology to describe pagan beliefs and practices and then marvel at the awesome parallels they think they have discovered.

Mithraic scholars, you see, do not hold a candle for the thesis that Christianity borrowed anything philosophically from Mithraism, and they do not see any evidence of such borrowing, with one major exception: The only domain in which we can ascertain in detail the extent to which Christianity imitated Mithraism is that of art. We are talking here not of apostolic Christianity, note well, but of Christianity in the third and fourth centuries, which, in an effort to prove that their faith was the superior one, embarked on an advertising campaign reminiscent of our soft drink wars. Mithra was depicted slaying a bull while riding its back; the church did a lookalike scene with Samson killing a lion. Mithra sent arrows into a rock to bring forth water; the church changed that into Moses getting water from the rock at Horeb. (Hmm, did the Jews copy that one?) I hope I didn't make a TPS report here.

Posted by: Falcon at July 15, 2006 07:58 AM (y0GfP)

11 Falcon--I'm no Mithra scholar, so I only know what I read. I'll look into it.

what is a TPS report?

Posted by: jd at July 15, 2006 06:48 PM (DQYHA)

12 Maybe you should be more discerning of what you read, instead of just taking what tickles your ear as proven fact. For more information on TPS Reports, please see "Office Space".

Posted by: Falcon at July 15, 2006 07:22 PM (y0GfP)

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