July 27, 2006
Preliminary tests of Tour de France winner Floyd Landis's blood indicate that he has "illegaly high levels" of testosterone.
In France, any testosterone in the bloodstream is considered abnormal.
Landis, though, denies the charges of using the steroid illegaly claiming only that he is male--and not the pansy metrosexual type in denial, either.
Lance Armstrong's excuse for not showing testosterone in the bloodstream? That whole lost nut thing.
Landis has called the accusation "fighting words." We expect the Tour de France judging committee to surrender any moment.
Developing.......CMUNK, reporting from Paris.
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Posted by: Darth Vag at July 27, 2006 08:49 PM (+nlyI)
Her thick legs look to me like they're farm fed and definitely not organic.
I can't understand how Vinnie survived a romp with her in the back of her car:
http://www.vinceautmorire.mu.nu/wp-content/images/Picture%20107.jpg
Posted by: Darth Vag at July 27, 2006 08:57 PM (+nlyI)
Posted by: Scott at July 28, 2006 06:10 AM (+IzJ7)
Posted by: Scott at July 28, 2006 06:15 AM (+IzJ7)
Posted by: Cmunk at July 28, 2006 08:50 AM (7teJ9)
Posted by: Improbulus Maximus at July 28, 2006 10:21 AM (v3I+x)
Posted by: argh at July 28, 2006 03:42 PM (kKjaJ)
Posted by: Hervé at July 28, 2006 05:14 PM (QzvwS)
French cycling fans are generally quietly sad right now.
Posted by: santori at July 28, 2006 05:16 PM (9JKJs)
Posted by: Improbulus Maximus at July 29, 2006 11:17 AM (v3I+x)
Idiot.
Landis has not been accused of having lots of testosterone, but rather of having an elevated T/E ratio. That means he was above the normal limit of 4:1 testosterone to epitestosterone- a by-product of normal testosterone production.
In other words, if your body normally produces tons of testosterone, you will will also have lots of epitestosterone, at or below the above ratio. But if you inject or take oral testosterone, you ratio will be higher, since you body didn't produce it and therefore no by-product.
Landis had a T/E ratio of 11:1, nearly triple the normal ratio.
Dumb fucks.
Posted by: Quando at July 30, 2006 04:14 AM (0v4Wy)
Hahahahahahaha
Posted by: Marcus Aurelius at July 30, 2006 10:46 PM (PkeU2)
Posted by: Barney Coppersmith at July 31, 2006 01:26 PM (R4293)
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