September 13, 2006

Real Men of Truth Smoke Newports and Herb

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Oh my god so funny. Smoking Newports is bad gay. Having to bum them is even more bad gay.

Via Ace and LGF:As soon as we got up to ground level, 2 other dudes our age came over to us to bum a ciggerette(now that is an indication of their intelligence, you spell cigarette this way, Marlboro)…. … “ya’ll dont REALLY beleive terrorists brought those buildings down, DO YOU????” “Hell no dawgs, that’s why it says ‘INVESTIGATE’.” After realizing we were both citizens of Reality, we stood around and talked for a few minutes, smoked our Newports, then parted ways.
I’d have given him a smoke and told him to get a job, but he’d choke on a real cigarette. What else have these guys been smoking? Oh I should have known.
I was happy and wanted to smoke weed now, so me and my boy took a walk and found an empty alleyway to smoke in. Then when I was lighting up, my boy started freestyling and said “I hate to see how Trees heart’s gon’ be breakin/ cuz him and Alex parted ways before the picture was taken.”
Much much more at the links above.

Hat Tip : Larwyn again. Who wrote this? I suspect mommy's boy above other candidates below. Photo credit El Marco. A couple of real winners here.

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Newport boy again.

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Posted by: Howie at 10:11 AM | Comments (10) | Add Comment
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1 Stuff fries your brains. just say no.

Posted by: See-Dubya at September 13, 2006 12:42 PM (DyhNo)

2 Well, I talked to my boy Shrubz, and says d troof moovmint is Whack! He sayz lozz changje is a hoe pako liezzzz! Word!

Posted by: SeeMonk at September 13, 2006 01:05 PM (7teJ9)

3 Is that bald white guy Hare Krishna? Or is a Fed under cover? (It's the shades stupid)

Posted by: SeeMonk at September 13, 2006 01:41 PM (7teJ9)

4 Has everybody noticed what a sorry bunch of losers are leading the "9/11 Truth" Movement? This is what you get when you have a welfare system that takes care of these ingrates. They should be doing something productive, like picking up litter, rather than sucking the government tit. Living off the fat of the land is about all these punks are good for. Are you out there, Greg? These are your homeboys.

Posted by: jesusland joe at September 13, 2006 03:07 PM (rUyw4)

5 See-Dubya: True, but it's hard to fry what you didn't have to start with.  Actually if you checkout out all the pics hsi sister is more of a man than he is.  Air Force recruit(must be fairly sharp).  Works.  Learing Arabic so she can help her nation fight.  Some dude is going to be very lucky.
 
 
I think for a lot of thme htye never got past the childish attention is attention thing.  He is loving all the people staring but denys the look on their faces. 

Posted by: Howie at September 13, 2006 03:21 PM (YdcZ0)

6 Don't know if it's been mentioned, but IMO here is the best debunking: http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=911_morons

Posted by: Tim G. at September 13, 2006 03:41 PM (CbkEn)

7 I don't think that is really her son. But her daughter is hot. Sort of. She is supposed to heading to Annapolis. Thus the Navy Acadamy embossed on the front of the hoody.

Posted by: SeeMonk at September 13, 2006 03:42 PM (7teJ9)

8 REAL MEN DONT EAT VEGGIEBURGERS AND THEY DONT RIDE PINK BICYCLES THE EAT MEAT AND POTATOS AND DRIVE SUVs

Posted by: sandpiper at September 13, 2006 09:26 PM (YIXxO)

9 Nice picture. I recognize 4 blacks, 1 freak in robes, 2 women and a arab type. Says it all.

Posted by: greyrooster at September 14, 2006 06:02 AM (BcPkR)

10 GR, hahahahahahaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: jesusland joe at September 14, 2006 09:36 AM (rUyw4)

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