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April 09, 2007

Islamic Toilets in Ireland

At what point does being culturally sensitive simply become dhimmitude? I'm not sure where the exact line is, but I'd say that when you build toilets so they don't face Mecca, then maybe you've crossed it.

Posted by: Rusty at 11:00 AM | Comments (18) | Add Comment
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1 I have two toilets which face Mecca.
I also try to make sure my dogs face Mecca at the "appropriate times."

Posted by: wooga at April 09, 2007 12:04 PM (t9sT5)

2 I'd like to take a big ole nuclear dump on mecca.

Posted by: Dick at April 09, 2007 12:16 PM (XlQVK)

3 Let's think about this. If the toilets face away from Mecca...doesn't that mean that the user's ass is pointing at Mecca?

Posted by: The Dread Pundit Bluto at April 09, 2007 12:30 PM (p52Ne)

4 as Islamists believe the natural functions of the human body are sinful and unclean.

So they believe Allah made them and made them the way they are but the way he made them is sinful and unclean. Unbelievable.

Muslims are also advised to pray on entering and leaving the toilet,
and to enter the toilet with the left foot first and to leave leading
on the right. Talking to or greeting others is forbidden while on the
toilet.

Its a friggen cult. I heard about the can't talk thing but have as yet run into one in the bathroom. When I do I will strike a conversation while taking a piss.

Posted by: Randman at April 09, 2007 12:42 PM (Sal3J)

5 If the toilet seat is parallel to the earth's surface, its not pointing at Mecca. but it is pointing off into space. We are on a spherical planet. A tangent line anywhere on the surface runs through NO other point on the surface. For example, if you are standing at the north pole the direction of the south pole is straight down. Likewise a biffy in Ireland to face Mecca would have to face roughly south east and down thirty degrees.

Posted by: frank skog at April 09, 2007 01:22 PM (h72cb)

6 Unbelievable. I like #3 explanation that your ars is facing Mecca because they are all a bunch of ars holes. It is hard to imagine a religion that tells you how to "relieve" yourself. #4 explains how you lead with your left foot after praying. Hey, that is like a childs game....put your left foot in and shake it all about...put your right foot out to leave it all about...Seriously, people who marry their relatives are bound to be a bit off..hence the toilet thing...

Posted by: allahakchew at April 09, 2007 02:13 PM (BrndJ)

7 #5 lfb you don't need to shout. Say what is on your mind :-)

Posted by: allahakchew at April 09, 2007 02:16 PM (BrndJ)

8 Hmm, wonder where I could find a Koran to wipe my ass with because I'm pretty sure my shitter faces Mecca.

http://www.mp3.com.au/artist.asp?id=16834

Posted by: doriangrey at April 09, 2007 02:30 PM (XvkRd)

9 #9 Here ya go buddy. Happy wiping.

http://www.freekoran.com/form.php

Posted by: Randman at April 09, 2007 02:38 PM (Sal3J)

10 frank, you blasphemer! Allah says the earth is flat. I will cut ur neck! :p

Posted by: wooga at April 09, 2007 02:50 PM (t9sT5)

11 Comrades,

Well now, ain't that just ducky! I usually like to think about the big Mo'hammad every time I take a dump, so this is like gravy on a pork chop.

Respects,

Posted by: Gwedd at April 09, 2007 03:10 PM (pAFVF)

12 It's all been said...Mecca is one big toilet, just needs to be flushed off the face of the planet like all waste.

Posted by: Jester at April 09, 2007 03:35 PM (NKgmL)

13 Thought the true believers of Islam were so pure they would not have waste to discharge from within their bodies. Damn, whitey got fooled again!

Posted by: RJ at April 09, 2007 03:49 PM (yyxO/)

14 Jester,

ROTFLMAO....................now aint that the fucking truth....................

http://www.mp3.com.au/artist.asp?id=16834

Posted by: doriangrey at April 09, 2007 06:42 PM (XvkRd)

15 Help save toilet paper. Place a Koran in each toilet.

Posted by: greyrooster at April 09, 2007 09:57 PM (Ro9X7)

16 Nah rooster....the toilets can only take so much crap before they overflow. I prefer to use the pages for soaking up bacon grease.

Posted by: Randman at April 09, 2007 10:32 PM (Sal3J)

17 Will they make the BANSHEE wear a burka?

Posted by: sandpiper at April 09, 2007 10:45 PM (UdEnh)

18 Geee, from where I'm 'standing' Mecca looks to be roughly on the opposite side of the planet, somewhere 'under' me. That works if I think about it from where I'm 'sitting' as well. Either way it seemes like a lot of crap to me. USA, all the way!

Posted by: Michael Weaver at April 10, 2007 03:54 AM (2OHpj)

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