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March 29, 2006

Harry Reid, Nancy Pelosi to Personally Liquidate Osama

WASHINGTON - Congressional Democrats promise to "eliminate" Osama bin Laden and ensure a "responsible redeployment of U.S. forces" from Iraq in 2006 in an election-year national security policy statement.

Please pardon my skepticism, but this comes from a political party that represents those who pretty much agree with Osama bin Laden.

Also posted at The Dread Pundit Bluto and Vince Aut Morire.

Posted by: Bluto at 12:39 PM | Comments (13) | Add Comment
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1 Will they also dish out witty one liners as they kill OBL with their bare hands?

Posted by: Rusty at March 29, 2006 12:43 PM (JQjhA)

2 Don't ask them hey're going to do it, Rusty... the important part is saying they will.

Posted by: Brian B at March 29, 2006 01:03 PM (rGfpg)

3 I think they'll kill him with the one-liners. And I must say that I am shocked, shocked I tell you that they openly advocate violating Osama's civil rights. What about the Geneva Conventions? Oh, the humanity...

Posted by: The Dread Pundit Bluto at March 29, 2006 01:04 PM (RHG+K)

4 One liners ? Osama has heard them before. The first time I heard them I believed them, now I am not so sure.

Posted by: john Ryan at March 29, 2006 01:25 PM (nkDPg)

5 We really ought to have a contest: What will Harry Reid say as he personally blasts OBL?

"Tell Satan Dirty Harry sent you!"

Posted by: Rusty at March 29, 2006 01:29 PM (JQjhA)

6 Stop me if you've heard this before:

How do you intend to stabilize Iraq to withdraw our troops?
I have a plan for Iraq
how do you intend to get the United Nations involved with Iraq?
I have a plan to get the United Nations involved in Iraq
How do you intend to fight the war on terror?
I have a plan to fight the war on terror

It's the John Kerry "I have a plan™ for < insert situation here>"

Welcome to the new plan, same as the last plan.

No details, nothing other than a promise.

Posted by: davec at March 29, 2006 01:34 PM (CcXvt)

7 I'm shocked too, Bluto. What? No trial? No ACLU lawyers? Where's Ramsey Clarke when you need him? Why Nancy Pelosihitler and harry Reidmarx are trying to turn us into a fascist state. I feel an uncontrollable urge to start an "imsorryosama.com" site to make sure he understands that we respect his right to exist.

Posted by: Oyster at March 29, 2006 01:41 PM (rGS2g)

8 Right,left repubcrat or democan, we all have plans don't we? What a pack of fools on both sides. What would happen if all this absurd scapegoating stopped and someone actually took responsibility based on reality,not some dunderheaded political myth?

Posted by: whatthe at March 29, 2006 02:04 PM (VSHgb)

9 I'm still tryin' to figure this one out - if we re-locate out the enemy will come to us?

If we re-locate out - then it's totally out of the region - no one's gonna take us in (why would they).

OK - so let's re-locate back to the States! Weather is nicer and shopping and amenities much better. Let'em come! It would be a hell of a lot more efficent and easier cleaning up after a car/truck bombing when all the casualties speak English and most have health insurance. Works for me.

Posted by: hondo at March 29, 2006 05:24 PM (StM4D)

10 Maybe they meant that they plan to eliminate him from the dhimmicratic party?

Posted by: Improbulus Maximus at March 30, 2006 06:48 AM (0yYS2)

11 The secret plan: Howard Dean and John Kerry get on Kerry's magical flying swiftboat and Kerry uses his Vietnam-senses (think Spider-senses) to detect where Osamma is. They descend and Dean uses his Hypersonic Scream of Justice to collapse the cave on Osamma.

Posted by: Ranba Ral at March 30, 2006 10:52 AM (GyNTD)

12 You mean they dont want to play a freindly game of checkers with his?

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