October 10, 2006

Did Beloved Leader's Nuke Fizzle Out?

North Korea's nuke may have been a dud.

From the Washington Times:

U.S. intelligence agencies say, based on preliminary indications, that North Korea did not produce its first nuclear blast yesterday.

U.S. officials, speaking on the condition of anonymity, said that seismic readings show that the conventional high explosives used to create a chain reaction in a plutonium-based device went off, but that the blast's readings were shy of a typical nuclear detonation.

This would be a humiliating culmination for Kim Jong-il, which would make him even more intransigent and dangerous.

Photo: Beloved Leader debates whether to spit or swallow.

Posted by: Bluto at 09:03 AM | Comments (9) | Add Comment
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1 Send Clinton/Allbright over there to find out what went wrong.........

Posted by: n.a. palm at October 10, 2006 10:44 AM (fXz1b)

2 His nukes failed.
His missiles failed.
His nation is a complete failure.
Kim Jong Il is nothing but a little man in a funny jacket.

Posted by: Drew at October 10, 2006 11:05 AM (gFUqX)

3 Oh  poor Kim Ill. Can't anybody here help  this poor man? He pretended to blow off a nuke in order to send a us cry for help. Oh, how he must be suffering.......please, let's all get together and send him something;   more plutonium and free money, etc.etc.
 
Can't we all just GET ALONG?  
 
yours truly, Rodney  King

Posted by: n.a. palm at October 10, 2006 11:46 AM (fXz1b)

4 “Donald Rumsfeld, the US defence secretary, sat on the board of a company which three years ago sold two light water nuclear reactors to North Korea - a country he now regards as part of the "axis of evil" and which has been targeted for regime change by Washington because of its efforts to build nuclear weapons.”

http://www.guardian.co.uk/korea/article/0,2763,952289,00.html

May 9, 2003

All this shit over a $200 million deal.

Posted by: Greg at October 10, 2006 04:12 PM (/+dAV)

5 Bluto,
If true, this has further implications. Alan Peters of  antimullah.com speculates that the test may have actually been undertaken by NorK on behalf of the Islamic Repulic of Iran. So this is a serious humiliation for the mullahs who supposedly had their experts on hand in NorK on Saturday. That's two humiliations with one dud, so to speak. heh heh heh heh heh

Posted by: Garduneh Mehr at October 10, 2006 05:01 PM (vixLB)

6 Greg, maybe DARPA should study your Skull, you're fucking denser than Depleted Uranium:

Light water reactors are simpler and cheaper than heavy water reactors, and although they have the same power-generating capabilities, it is far more difficult to use them to produce weapons-grade plutonium, as the reactor must be shut down and the fuel rods replaced every four months because if they stay in any longer, the plutonium-240 concentration will become too high and poison the plutonium-239.

Posted by: davec at October 10, 2006 09:38 PM (QkWqQ)

7 Don't bother Greg with facts - it disturbs his poo flinging.

Posted by: Max Power at October 10, 2006 11:04 PM (aMi4b)

8 Max Power,
I'm definitely stealing that line "Don't bother Greg with facts - it disturbs his poo flinging"
Lols ... ha ha ha ha ha ....   :-)

Some of you Americans have a real gift for economy of language :-)

Posted by: Garduneh Mehr at October 11, 2006 11:08 AM (vixLB)

Posted by: Max Power at October 12, 2006 09:06 AM (aMi4b)

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