January 16, 2007

"Deep Thoughts" by Jack Bauer

Jack Bauer of "24" shares his wisdom:

F**k diplomacy.

Actions speak louder than words. Though shouting can also be effective.

If you shoot a man's wife in the knee and he still doesn't give you the information, he's bad. ...

If you see me running down the street, it's probably a good idea to take cover.

The rest is here.

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1 24 is going to start a real war.

Posted by: greyrooster at January 16, 2007 07:10 PM (w+w6p)

2 Is it just me, or is Jack Bauer kind of a sissy?

This is the first season I've watched.

Posted by: Dick at January 16, 2007 07:33 PM (XlQVK)

3 You guys are aware that "24" is just a TV show, right?

Posted by: Paul at January 16, 2007 07:56 PM (LHlX0)

4 It is? I thought it was reality TV.

Posted by: greyrooster at January 16, 2007 07:59 PM (w+w6p)

5 Paul:


You're aware that CNN, MSNBC, BBC, and CBC are just TV shows, right? Ditto for Ketchup Kerry's war stories, Plastic Pelosi's honesty, gollum Reid's integrity, Screamin' Dean's intelligence, Cindy Shehag's humanity, and the quagmire in Iraq. 

Posted by: Jeff Bargholz at January 16, 2007 08:34 PM (abVz3)

6 Okay, Jeff, you're taking it a bit far.

To compare the quagmire in Iraq, which has been reported upon by many different people with competing interests (including a large number of Republicans and ex-neocons) to a TV drama like "24" betrays a rather psychotic view of reality. Underlying this psychosis is a clear inability to accept that things you find unpleasant which undermine your worldview may, in fact, be true. Good luck with that.

Posted by: Paul at January 16, 2007 08:48 PM (LHlX0)

7 Pule:


"Okay, Jeff, you're taking it a bit far."

Uh...that was the whole point, numb-nuts.



"To compare the quagmire in Iraq, which has been reported upon by many different people with competing interests..."


Actually, it has been reported on by many different people who share the same interest, you hopeless retard. Namely, pulling American troops out of Iraq in a headlong capitulation to the wimpy terrorists. Oh, but if some Republicans want to abandon Iraq to the terrorists, I guess I should march along in lockstep.


Sorry. I'm not a mindless automaton, like the marching morons on the left. I also know the difference between right and wrong, and blind BDS is not only wrong, it's extremely unhealthy.


To write "quagmire" as though it were an indisputable fact betrays your clear disassociation from reality. Not to mention the leftist penchant for projection to the point of absurdity. "A lie told often enough becomes the truth," after all. You lefties learned from the best.


Taking my tongue in cheek comment at face value "betrays a rather psychotic view of reality." It also betrays the left's humorless attitude toward its own shortcomings--which are legion.


"Underlying this psychosis is a clear inability to accept that things you find unpleasant which undermine your worldview may, in fact, be true. Good luck with that."


Dorkter, heal thyself.

Posted by: Jeff Bargholz at January 16, 2007 09:14 PM (abVz3)

8 Actually, it has been reported on by many different people who share
the same interest, you hopeless retard. Namely, pulling American troops
out of Iraq in a headlong capitulation to the wimpy terrorists.


Really? So James Baker wants the US to capitulate to the terrorists? Wow!! Who knew?

On the other hand, don't you think there's a chance that Baker, along with the other war critics, simply see that the chances of success  there are slim to none, and is able to accept this unfortunate reality and act on it? Naaah, couldn't be. More likely, Baker has been a Saddam-coddling defeatnik from day one, and was simply biding his time all these decades until he really had the chance to stick  it to the US bigtime. Is that what you believe?

Sorry. I'm not a mindless automaton, like the marching morons on the
left. I also know the difference between right and wrong, and blind BDS
is not only wrong, it's extremely unhealthy


So James Baker and a great many republicans in congress are all suffering from BDS,  which is  the only explanation to their opposition to the war. Again, who knew? I'm  learning loads here.

On the other hand, seeing that you, Jeff, find yourself in an ever-shrinking minority of Americans who support the war in spite of all facts on the ground, with only the worst president in US history as a role model (whose talking points you  repeat verbatim), a good  case can be made that you are in fact an automaton of the most mindless sort. I mean, agree with them or not, but at least your opponents can bolster their arguments with facts.

To write "quagmire" as though it were an indisputable fact betrays your clear disassociation from reality.

And exactly where is this reality from which I am disassociated? From where I stand, the vast majority of humans (including Americans) are in this reality with me. Which reality are you in, and which "facts" allow you to remain there?

For example, up until the moment Baker delivered the ISG report, I'm sure you were a big fan of his. (I mean, keep in mind that without his efforts in Dec 2000, Bush would have spent the past 6 years smelling his own farts down in Crawford.) However, once he delivered recommendations countering the desires of Bush, you put him in that "alternate reality" populated by Michael Moore, Cindy Sheehan, etc. Eventually, the number of deluded souls in your reality will be able to be counted through a show of hands. And you will still insist that the other 6 billion of us  are disassociated from reality. I'm here to tell you, this tactic of yours won't hold up forever.

Again, good luck clinging to this delusion. You're really going to need it.

Posted by: Paul at January 16, 2007 09:39 PM (LHlX0)

9 Paul? You mean 24 isn't real? Holy crap!
Damn, next thing ya know, you'll probably tell me the Demotards are in control of Congress.

Posted by: dick at January 16, 2007 10:26 PM (UqcLb)

10 And the sky is blue and it gets cold in the winter. Democrats need to tell us these things. Makes them feel intelligent.

Posted by: greyrooster at January 17, 2007 12:21 AM (w+w6p)

11 Pule:


"Really? So James Baker wants the US to capitulate to the terrorists? Wow!! Who knew?"


James Baker is a jackass, and yes, he wants America out of Iraq you clueless imbecile. He knows absolutely nothing about fighting terrorism or nation building--having done neither, and having learned nothing from real experts.


"On the other hand, don't you think there's a chance that Baker, along with the other war critics, simply see that the chances of success  there are slim to none, and is able to accept this unfortunate reality and act on it?"


No. The terrorists have failed to achieve a single one of their stated goals, and the Coalition has succeeded in accomplishing all of its goals except for the final one, which is to leave Iraq standing on its own two feet. The terrorists failed to prevent the following: Saddam was overthrown, captured and executed, elections were held 3 times, a Constitution was drafted, infrastructure has been built that didn't exist under Saddam, oil production is booming, the economy has tripled, farming is flourishing, business ownership is at record highs, the Rial is worth more than it ever was under Saddam, Iraq is now exporting goods for the first time since Saddam seized power, there is a free press and television stations, schools, hospitals and police stations have been built and staffed at record levels, terrorists are being killed at a rate of 100 per day, and most importantly--AMERICA HAS NOT BEEN DRIVEN OUT OF IRAQ.


The truth hurts when you're an inveterate liar and a raging ignoramus, doesn't it? Only a worthless sack of shit would describe this as a quagmire. This is not the left's new Vietnam, no matter how hard you try to make it so. WWII wasn't nearly as successful as the Iraq campaign, and it's universally regarded as a successful war.


Oh, but if some Republicans want to abandon Iraq to the terrorists, I guess I should march along in lockstep. You deliberately omitted that passage, you skulking little sneak. Paraphrasing for effect is a leftist standard. Sorry. I'm not a mindless automaton, like the marching morons on the left. I also know the difference between right and wrong, and blind BDS is not only wrong, it's extremely unhealthy

"So James Baker and a great many republicans in congress are all suffering from BDS,  which is  the only explanation to their opposition to the war. Again, who knew? I'm  learning loads here"


No, you're a mindless automaton because you expect me to agree with any Republican, the same way you fellate any power mad Dhimmiecrat with a plan to harm his own country..The congressional Dhimmiecrats' only platform is mindless opposition to President Bush, and unlike them, you leftards suffer BDS without the benefit of being able to raid the government tax coffers. You cretins sell ot your country for free.

"On the other hand, seeing that you, Jeff, find yourself in an ever-shrinking minority of Americans who support the war in spite of all facts on the ground, with only the worst president in US history as a role model (whose talking points you  repeat verbatim), a good  case can be made that you are in fact an automaton of the most mindless sort. I mean, agree with them or not, but at least your opponents can bolster their arguments with facts."


Baseless, factless, and clueless--as always. The vast majority of Americans oppose fleeing from Iraq, the worst President in history is hands down Jimmy Carter, I haven't repeated a single thing President Bush has said, Leftists abhor facts like vampires abhor the Cross, and you repeat the assigned DNC talking points like you're being paid for it.


To write "quagmire" as though it were an indisputable fact betrays your clear disassociation from reality.


"And exactly where is this reality from which I am disassociated? From where I stand, the vast majority of humans (including Americans) are in this reality with me. Which reality are you in, and which "facts" allow you to remain there?"


You aren't human, and the only reason any sensible person believes Iraq is a "quagmire" is because of the relentless 24/7 media disinformation campaign claiming it is. Every advance in Iraq I listed above has been ignored, dismissed, or belittled by the Establishment Media. Instead, we get outrageously fake casualty figures, bullshit torture fables, civil war fantasies, burning shites, uncorraborrated stories, and phony sources. You're the one who lives in FantasyLand. Say hello to Peter Pan for me, you lost boy.

"For example, up until the moment Baker delivered the ISG report, I'm sure you were a big fan of his."


Wrong. Again. I'm not a mindless automaton. Only leftist drones equate political parties in America with ideology and are programmed accordingly. I never voted for the asshole. The Iraq Surrender Group was a joke. It was commisioned to absolve all concerned of any blame, and its recommendations were either absurd, or mirrored those of President Bush. The troop level suggestions are being carried out by Bush over the protests of hypocritical disingenuous assholes like you--assholes who were previously whining that there weren't enough troops in Iraq to do the job. The suggestion to talk to the mullahs in Iran and Assad in Syria was especially idiotic. Nobody who would make such an asinine recommendation can be taken seriously by rational people.


"6 billion of us  are disassociated from reality. I'm here to tell you, this tactic of yours won't hold up forever." 


There are only approximately 6 billion people on the planet, you lickspittle asshat. The notion that I am alone in my knowlege is risible. The vast majority of the world's people are anything but politically correct, and any country that opposes America is motivated by petty envy, rank competition, or religious fanaticism. The list of countries that oppose the Coalition helping Iraq is a who's who of dictatorships, theocracies, kleptocracies, Eurotrash, and Marxists. Fuck every last one of them.


I suggest you read the post below that lists the individuals and groups that oppose the war on terror. It's a list of the scum of the Earth, and you need to add your miserable name to the list.


Remember:100 terrorists a day in Iraq are being sent straight to Hell. Now that Bush has promised to take the kid gloves off, that figure will increase. The terrorists are having trouble finding recruits now, because they're starting to realize their cause is hopeless.


Just a few more inconvenient facts buried by your beloved Establishment Media.



Again, good luck clinging to your delusion. You're really going to need it, because your lies are easily exposed. Wipe your chin, take your meds, stop barking at the moon, and head back to your cave in your parent's basement, little moonbat.



Posted by: Jeff Bargholz at January 17, 2007 12:58 AM (abVz3)

12 You're right again, GR... "24" definitely started a war on the comments board!

Posted by: TXEric at January 17, 2007 09:12 AM (QKjbF)

13 Yea man! You must be a republican. YOU GOT IT.

Posted by: greyrooster at January 17, 2007 10:01 AM (w+w6p)

14 I am a "24" addict.  But, one reason is I can seperate fantasy from reality.  It's a fictional TV show.  But it's damn good, and as far as I'm concerned, we need a shitload of Jack Bauer's down in the trenches fighting for our country.
 
Feel the Power of Bauer!

Posted by: TXEric at January 17, 2007 10:06 AM (QKjbF)

15 I haven't watched but the last episode. But I am going to.

Posted by: greyrooster at January 17, 2007 10:46 AM (w+w6p)

16 Again, good luck clinging to your delusion. You're really going to need
it, because your lies are easily exposed. Wipe your chin, take your
meds, stop barking at the moon, and head back to your cave in your
parent's basement, little moonbat.

This is Jeff Bargholz, reporting live from an empty, echoing room in his own basement in Nebraska. Good night.

Posted by: Gleep! at January 17, 2007 01:23 PM (Zlbra)

17 James Baker is a jackass, and yes, he wants America out of Iraq you
clueless imbecile. He knows absolutely nothing about fighting terrorism
or nation building--having done neither, and having learned nothing
from real experts.


I take it, you think you know more than James Baker. Hilarious!! Considering he was one of your heroes just a month ago, your current spin on him is really funny.

The terrorists have failed to achieve a single one of their
stated goals, and the Coalition has succeeded in accomplishing all of
its goals except for the final one, which is to leave Iraq standing on
its own two feet.


I'd say creating a functional Iraqi government is a fairly large non-accomplishment to regard as only a parting thought. As for the remainder of your claims about business ownership, etc, I don't suppose you can support any of those claims to prove that you aren't talking totally out of your ass, can you?

WWII wasn't nearly as successful as the Iraq campaign, and it's universally regarded as a successful war.

If WW2 was much  less successful than the Iraq campaign, then please explain why in WW2 after this amount of time, the hostilities were over and we were victorious, when the opposite is true in Iraq. Don't you ever re-read  your claims before you hit "post"?

You aren't human

I see! So, the only reason I could possibly disagree with you is because I'm  from outer-space or some other nonsense like that? Gotcha. On a more troubling, less funny, side, however, I do take comments from right-wingers about the apparent lack of humanity in liberals as a possible precursor to an insurgent-based civil war in this country, where you guys will find it most acceptable to kill your fellow Americans to whom you are ideologically opposed. I hope I'm wrong.

The vast majority of the world's people are anything but politically
correct, and any country that opposes America is motivated by petty
envy, rank competition, or religious fanaticism. The list of countries
that oppose the Coalition helping Iraq is a who's who of dictatorships,
theocracies, kleptocracies, Eurotrash, and Marxists. Fuck every last
one of them.


In your statement above, I expect that if you  replace "America"  with "Germany", and "Iraq" with "Poland", that a great many of  these types of statements were made by Germans in the 1930s and 1940s. That whole "fuck the world" attitude is essential to being able to commit staggering acts of brutality. Again, I hope I'm wrong, but the more I engage with idea-free, horribly frustrated Bush supporters, the more I see a force  building for violence.

Remember:100 terrorists a day in Iraq are being sent straight to Hell.
Now that Bush has promised to take the kid gloves off, that figure will
increase.


Also remember that the rest of the world calls these terrorists "Iraqis" and understands  that, regardless of their  tactics, they  perceive that they are fighting for their nation against an occupying power, much as you and I would do if, say, the Chinese invaded the US to liberate us from Bush.

Just a few more inconvenient facts buried by your beloved Establishment Media.

Jeff, you haven't posted any facts, just unsupportable assertions. Similarily, I could  base my own argument on claims like "since we all know Santa Claus is real," but where would that get us?

Again, good luck clinging to your delusion. You're really going to need it, because your lies are easily exposed.

Sorry, Jeff, you didn't expose anything except your own aversion to facts. Take this unfortunate claim you made:

Baseless, factless, and clueless--as always. The vast majority of Americans oppose fleeing from Iraq

By "baseless, factless and clueless," you clearly refer to yourself. Because  here is how Americans actually feel about Iraq:

Here are four different plans the U.S. could follow
in dealing with the war in Iraq. Which ONE do you prefer?
Withdraw immediately: 17%
Withdraw in 12 months time: 39%
Withdraw, take as many years as needed: 29%
Send more troops: 13%
No opinion: 2%
http://www.usatoday.com/news/polls/tables/live/2007-01-15-poll1.htm

More than half of those want to withdraw within a year. The vast majority want to withdraw in some manner or other. Please explain exactly where you got the idea that "the vast majority of Americans oppose fleeing from Iraq."

Or, if, like your other claims, you just made that up, then feel free to completely and cowardly ignore my question and go back to calling me an idiot. Trying to work with pseudo facts clearly isn't working out for you.

Posted by: Paul at January 17, 2007 03:35 PM (7nbM3)

18 But, one reason is I can seperate fantasy from reality.  It's a
fictional TV show.  But it's damn good, and as far as I'm concerned, we
need a shitload of Jack Bauer's down in the trenches fighting for our
country.


I kinda like the show too. However, where I see the split between fantasy and reality in "24" is that the moral certainty and clarity that exists in Jack Bauer's world does not exist in real life.

Posted by: Paul at January 17, 2007 03:37 PM (7nbM3)

19 Pule:

Your  plagiarized argument consists of nothing but absurd accusations and assertions drawn straight from The Little Red Book Of Leftism. You regurgitated the usual ad hominems, petty evasions, denial of facts, endless distortions, and lies. All the same trite canards, and rules for radicals spewed ineffectually by every moonbat blog and Establishment Media outlet ad nauseum. 


"My facts aren't real because I didn't provide links to stories you would only attempt to bellittle and dismiss, I'm stupid and ignorant, you and the moonbat left are compasionate and intelligent, Hitler's German SOCIALIST worker's (NAZI,) Party promoted conservative values rather than  the same dogma practiced by the modern Left, foreign terrorists like Zarqweeri beheading Iraqis are freedom fighters, and an idiotic USA Today poll is proof that America wants to cut n' run from the terrorists."

You even compared WWII to a war that doesn't exist! America is not at war with Iraq, and hasn't been for nearly 4 years. It took more than 20 years for America to reconstruct Germany and Japan, you propaganda pasting moron, and it took longer than that to reconstruct the formerly Confederate South on our own fucking soil after the Civil War. It will not take that long for the Iraqis to stand on their own feet.


Do you really imagine that the cretins you paste your talking points from can out-debate me? I'll let you in on a little secret: Morons cant use lies to out-debate intelligent people who employ the truth. Hell, I could whip your heroes with sophistry if I needed to. The fact that I don't need to, but your idols do, speaks volumes about the unprincipled weak intellect of the Left. 


You really are too fucking stupid to debate. Come back when you can refute ANYTHING I wrote, istead of simply screeching that I'm "wrong." Good luck trying to balance out the advances in Iraq I listed against the imaginary failures disseminated by the left.


Only a raging retard can declare a military campaign a failure before it's even finished, but leftists have always been eager to prove they are incapable of reason. 

Posted by: Jeff Bargholz at January 17, 2007 05:01 PM (abVz3)

20 Pule:


As far as "24" goes, moral certainty and clarity are very real. Moral relativism is the fabrication.


Anyone who cant tell the difference between right and wrong is a sociopath. Anyone who doesn't care is a psycopath. Anyone who can tell the difference but chooses to do wrong anyway is evil. Anybody who chooses wrong "for the greater good" is a Marxist asshole


My assessment of your mental health: You're a Marxist asshole with sociopathic tendencies. Your IQ is well below average, and you probably have issues with your daddy, who you feel didn't love you enough. You're most likely a momma's boy and a bed wetter. You suck your thumb in your sleep, and have Freudian dreams about your mommy.

Posted by: Jeff Bargholz at January 17, 2007 05:13 PM (abVz3)

21 Your  plagiarized argument consists of nothing but absurd accusations and assertions drawn straight from The Little Red Book Of Leftism. You regurgitated the usual ad hominems, petty evasions, denial of facts, endless distortions, and lies.

And yet you are completely unable to provide a single example. Curious,  isn't it? And as for ad hominems, seeing as your arguments consist of nothing but ad hominems, I'd say you're chucking stones from an awfully glassy-looking house. But when has that stopped you?

So, since I completely refuted your contention that "the vast majority of Americans want to stick  it out in Iraq", you have shifted your argument to paraphrasing my argument inaccurately like a 6-year-old, and calling the survey idiotic. Outstanding! You sure showed 'em there, didn't you?

You even compared WWII to a war that doesn't exist!

Um...Jeff...you were the one that compared Iraq to WW2. I was just working from your comparison. If you find that comparison no longer useful, in that it tends to destroy your point even faster, then that's fine with me. The two conflicts have far more differences than similarities anyhow.

It took more than 20 years for America to reconstruct Germany and Japan

And during that time, how would you describe the citizens of  those countries? Armed to the teeth and fighting a fierce insurgency against the occupying power? Or completely defeated and looking forward to the national renewal provided by the Marshall Plan? (I'll give you a hint: the correct answer is the 2nd one.) Now, given the profound difference in the situation in 1945 versus the one today, can you see how meaningless such a comparison is in providing clarity to the Iraq situation?

It will not take that long for the Iraqis to stand on their own feet.

How long would you reckon? "Weeks or months rather than years" as your hero Rumsfeld once predicted? Is the insurgency in "its last throes?" Are we turning a corner of some sort? Can you point to any changes in Iraq that would support your pie-in-the-sky belief? (And sorry, you can't just them make up; you have to point to ones that, you know, are actually true.)

Do you really imagine that the cretins you paste your talking points
from can out-debate me? I'll let you in on a little secret: Morons cant
use lies to out-debate intelligent people who employ the truth.


Jeff, the very reasons you list above explain why you are against the ropes in this debate. Because all the facts are supporting my points, whereas only empty assertions (aka "lies") support your points. That's a huge difference. Also, regarding the "moron"  claim, that is usually reserved for a person who can't make any points without throwing in an irrelevant (and uninsightful, considering we've never met) insult at the person putting forth the opposing argument. All your chest beating does nothing to erase  the sad truth that is here on this page for anyone to read. In fact, your final post about right and wrong and my mental health provide a most vivid picture of a mentally vacuous person who is frustrated at his inability to further his point of view. Hell, if you just look at your grasp of spelling and grammar alone vis a vis mine, it's clear that one of us is smarter than the other, but so far has not made that the focus of this debate because it's quite beside  the point.

Come back when you can refute ANYTHING I wrote, istead of simply screeching that I'm "wrong."

Again, I  have already fully refuted your contention that the vast majority of Americans want to remain in Iraq. You reacted, predictably, like a child, sticking your fingers in your ears.

Jeff, if you have the maturity of most right-wing bloggers who realize that their blog is being successfully used by someone else to make them look like an idiot, you would ban my IP address. That's what most of your kind do in order to win an argument.

Posted by: Paul at January 17, 2007 06:10 PM (7nbM3)

22 Paul,
As you "debate" Jeff, it would behoove you to get the ground rules down first:

1. Non sequiters, sweeping generalizations and meritless conclusions are the rule, not the exception.

2. No statements will be verified nor should they need to be. His assertions are truthy and should be good on their face.

3. Though wielding a thesauras like Damocles
wielded his sword, Jeff is at heart base and uncouth. Notice in the course of his carefully crafted argument how he suddenly flips out and you become a "cunt" or a "dipshit" or a "dickweed" because you've had the audacity to question some of his  ... er... details?

That's because Jeff is to debate what a barfight is to discourse. Debating the guy is like poking a cornered rat with a stick ... fun for a while but in the long run pointless.

But that's your call.

Posted by: Gleep! at January 17, 2007 06:27 PM (Zlbra)

23 That's because Jeff is to debate what a barfight is to discourse.
Debating the guy is like poking a cornered rat with a stick ... fun for
a while but in the long run pointless.


Thanks for the insight, Gleep. While I haven't attempted to engage Jeff in a thoughtful debate before, and have gathered over the past 24 hours that he's not here for that kind of thing, I'm still finding this fun. Because, at the end of the day, while people like Jeff lack the emotional maturity to ever concede a single point to their most hated enemies (people who don't support Bush), they still know when they've lost a debate, all empty chestbeating notwithstanding. For most right-wing bloggers, they signify this loss by banning from their site (and removing the posts of) the person whose arguments they were unable to overcome. Others simply run away, ignoring their blog for a time in hopes that the offending party will leave them alone. I'm still curious to see into which of these categories Jeff resides.

Jeff...? The world is watching. How will you snatch victory from defeat here (only possible given that you have admin priviledges to the blog)?

Posted by: Paul at January 17, 2007 06:42 PM (7nbM3)

24 True, he's not here to lose his arguments, be it by
unsubstantiated sqwak or boorish  teen-age behavior.

Posted by: Gleep! at January 17, 2007 06:53 PM (Zlbra)

25 Pule:


Once again, you've failed to refute a single thing I wrote, after I refuted ALL of your plagiarized nonsense. Like all leftards, you crow about an imagined victory after getting your ass kicked. You're like the broken and bleeding loser lying flat on his back who, when he finally wakes up, claims through missing teeth that he "whipped" the other guy. You're a complete joke.


The vast majority of Americans do not want to cut n' run from Iraq, no matter how many times you distort that statement to mean something else. Everybody wants America to leave Iraq at some point, you puling traitor.


Your entire argument amounts to juvenile Marxist tautology : Amerkkka need ta leave Irak! Peeples hav spoked! Bush am dumee! Him fale in Irak! Jeff am dum! I iz smart! Workurz of wurld younite!


BOTTOM LINE: YOU ARE AN AMERICA-LAST REPROBATE BECAUSE YOU WANT AMERICA TO FAIL IN IRAQ. You will tell any lie, no matter how outrageous, to help facilitate that repulsive left-wing goal.


Any lies to the contrary are a waste of time. Your time more than mine, because I won't waste any more of mine refuting the same lies every time you repeat them. Besides, lying doesn't work when the person you're lying to already knows you're lying. Most people learn that axiom in grade school, but you are an emotionally and mentally retarded leftist, after all. Leftists are adult children.


Here are some irrefutable facts for your empty jar.


1) James Baker is a jackass, and anybody who thinks that talking to Iran and Syria will produce results, knows far less about islam and Middle Eastern totalitarian leaders than I do.

2) Obviously I know far more about islam than you do--which isn't saying much.

3) Considering Baker was one of your detested enemies just a month ago, your current spin on him is really funny.

4) Iraq's government is functional. Saying it ain't doesn't make it so.

5) Everything I wrote about the Coalition's accomplishments in Iraq is irrefutable. Feel free to try, rather than making snarky and petulant comments. Do your own research, because I'm not going to do it for you.

6) The Coalition's accomplishments far outweigh its mistakes.

7)WWII lasted 4 years. The war against Iraq lasted 3 weeks.

The reconstruction of Japan and Germany took more than 20 years, and U.S. troops are still stationed in both countries.

9) The Marshall plan was a mess, and failed for years. After the President kicked Marshall off the project and changed it beyond recognition, it was finally able to succeed, albeit excrutiatingly slowly.

10) In 1945 the economies of Germany and Japan were devasted, and so were their infrastructures and civilian populations.

11) The Nazi Werewolves were far more effective than the jihadi pussies in iraq.

12) You don't even know who the Werewolves were.

13) The jihadis in Iraq are not attempting to form a government. In the words of your fellow traveler Zawaheeri, they are trying to build a base for global terrorism.

14) Right now, Iraq's ecomomy is stronger than it ever was under Saddam, its infrastructure more developed, and its people more affluent.

15) The citizens of Iraq are not "Armed to the teeth and fighting a fierce insurgency against (an) occupying power."

16) Iraq will be able to conduct its own security operations before President Bush leaves office at the latest. If not, tough luck.

17) The President will probably maintain military bases in Iraq. (Break out the hankies now, bitch.)

1 You are a proved liar many times over.

19) You are sub-protomlasmic slime.

20) You're inhuman because of your vile opposition to mankind. Your psychobabble about right-wingers dehumanizing what you imagine to be "enemies" has nothing to do with it.

21) The fact that you think anybody who doesn't lean hard-left is an enemy exposes you as a fanatic.

22) Hitler, the Democrats (party of slavery and Jim Crow,) and other left-wingers have been famous for dehumanizing their enemies. "Right-wingers" have not. Jews, Negroes, Bush and neocons have not been dehumanized by "right-wingers."

23) If "right-wingers" ever kill left-wingers in the streets, you lot will have earned it for continually aiding and abetting this country's enemies.

24) I am not a right-winger for being to the right of Cindy Shehag, Michael moore and Bin Loser.

25) You are a left-wing moonbat for goose-stepping along with Cindy She-hag, Michael Moore and Bin Loser. 

26) The vast majority of the world's people are anything but politically correct. Political correctness is completely unknown outside of the West.

27) The majority of Americans are anything but politically correct.

2 Nazi Germany and Imperial Japan did not try to conquer the rest of the world because they thought the world envied their success, much less because they opposed America helping Iraq. (Hunh?! Do you begin to see the rank stupidity of your borrowed arguments?)

29) Nazi Germany was far-left socialist, not right-wing.

30) Imperial Japan was Feudal, not right-wing.

31) America is not trying to conquer the world, and has no obligation to placate countries that envy it.

32) The countries that hate America have no legitimate reasons for doing so, and cite inconsistent and fictitious reasons that are not applied to the world's real hell-holes.

33) Dictatorships, theocracies, kleptocracies, Eurotrash countries, and communist countries have no moral authority.

34) No person or country who opposed the overthrow of the genocidal Hussein and the continued effort to help Iraq has any moral authority.

35) Leftists regularly shout down, censor, and physically attack those who dare to disagree with them. Conservatives and moderates do not.

36) You deliberately aid and abet terrorism.

37) You spout the communist plank whenever given the opportunity--probably unconsciously, because you're obviously quite ignorant.

3 You have no argument of your own.

39) The rest of the world does not call terrorists Iraqis--especially not the Iraqis.

40) This is America, not the rest of the world, and we form our foreign policies accordingly.

41) Islamopithecines have traveled to Iraq from all over the world to kill Iraqis, not to help them.

42) The terrorists are cutting the heads off of innocent Iraqis and aid workers, not Coalition soldiers YOU DEPRAVED FUCKING LIAR.

43) The terrorists are not fighting for Iraq, they are fighting against it.

44) America is not occupying Iraq. It is there at Iraq's insistence--no matter how many phony polls you cite.

45) Your repulsive comment about aiding the organ harvesting, peasant raping, urine drinking, daughter drowning, communist Chinese against President Bush's "occupation" of America proves you are the BDS suffering piece of shit I recognized you for.

46) Most of the terrorism in Iraq is sponsored by Al Qaeda, Iran, Syria, and other foreign entities.

47) On average, 100 terrorists a day in Iraq are being sent straight to Hell. (More, if you believe the thoroughly refuted Lancet "poll" which was conducted using the ultra-scientific method of going door to door in the worst areas of Iraq and asking people if they knew anybody who had died.)

4 Now that Bush has promised to take the kid gloves off, the 100 per day average will increase.

49) The terrorists are now fleeing Baghdad in anticipation of Bush'e plan--on order from Al Qaeda leadership. (Such as it is nowadays.)

50) The terrorists are having trouble finding recruits now, because they're starting to realize their cause is hopeless. (Feel free to take your opposition to the "war' to the next step. Join the opposition officially as an Al Qaeda terrorist, and become a forgotten martyr in Iraq.)

51) You haven't posted any facts, just unsupportable assertions.

52) You couldn't out-debate a 4 year old. You have the same debating technique: "I know you are but what am I!"

53) Only a raging fraud can declare a military campaign a failure before it's even finished.

54) Moral certainty and clarity are real.

55) Moral relativism is not real.

56) You are a Marxist asshole and a borderline sociopath. The only question is whether you are an unconscious Marxist or a conscious Marxist.

57) You have written nothing original. In fact, you've written nothing but the standard Koskids talking points and empty insults, so it's obvious that you're a plagiarist.

5 Only fools follow polls, because they always reflect the views of those who commision them.

59) The USA Today poll you cited was about as scientific as astrology or palm reading.

60) People cite polls when they have no argument.

61) Based on your writing, you are clearly a moron. Because most of your comments consist of plagiarism and paste jobs, you may actually be an imbecile.

62) Your spelling and grammar are sub-standard, even for a leftist.

63) My spelling and grammatical skills are clearly superior to yours.

64) You have failed to refute a single fact I've listed here.

65) You have made yourself look like an idiot with your ridiculous comments.

66) Moderate and conservative blogs rarely delete reader comments.

67) Moonbat blogs usually delete any comment that exposes their faulty reasoning, factual innacuracies, or outright lies.

6 I do not write for this blog.

69) Projection is your preferred method to describe the person destroying you in a debate--in true leftie fashion, natch.


I could list more, but I figured I'd stop at 69, in deference to your salacious conversation with Creep.


Good luck trying to refute a single fact I've listed. Just typing your tripe must be hard with a thumb in your mouth. Your reaction to my assesment of your mental health seems to have struck a nerve. Here's an update:

Pule's mental health: You're a Marxist asshole with sociopathic tendencies. Your IQ is well below average, and you probably have issues with your daddy, who you feel didn't love you enough. You're most likely a momma's boy and a bed wetter. You suck your thumb in your sleep, and have Freudian dreams about your mommy. You indulge in frequent power fantasies resulting from low self esteem. You need to feel morally superior to others in a vain attempt to assuage your fragile ego, but your failed attempts usually lead to overeating and bouts of depression. The constant pain from your ass herpes causes irritability and feelings of persecution. Your pathological delusion focuses on vast, right-wing conspiracies, and manifests in rabid, irrational BDS. 


Get help, whack-job.








Posted by: Jeff Bargholz at January 18, 2007 01:41 AM (abVz3)

26 Jeff, you're walking around with your zipper down, and it pains me not to say something about it.

When you spend what looks like quite a long time writing a bunch of ad hominem comments and unsupportable claims, when instead you could have focused on trying to prove me wrong via the use of facts in one of the many places where I have successfully carried my point, it says a lot about you and your worldview. If you had the means to prove me wrong in even a single instance, it would have been to your great benefit to write that instead. You know this, of course, and the frustration you feel at not being able to get your point across has fueled an evening of furious typing, "full of sound and fury, signifying nothing."

Now, this points to the reason I'm here. Because I value an unvarnished understanding of the world, instead of opting for a nice safe echo chamber as you do, I frequently seek out Bush supporters just to see if there is a coherent argument in support of what appears to be the worst administration in US history. When I read comments like yours above, I correctly understand that no such argument exists, and that the people who wish they had such an argument are mighty pissed off when one points out their shortcomings.

Thanks for the demonstration. I'm apt to be back to once again to point out your intellectual bankruptcy. In the meantime, if you want to avoid a bit of the humiliation you suffered this time around, I recommend you read up. At the absolute least, learn what a strawman argument is.

Posted by: Paul at January 18, 2007 02:10 PM (DCYnK)

27 Pule:


Zip me back up and swallow your payment. You give even worse head than your mom does. At least she doesn't bite when I cum, and she doesn't beg me to ass-fuck her every time. Get some cream for your mouth AIDS.


You were too cowardly to address my facts--big fucking surprise there. If you cant address your bed-wetting and mommy fantasies, you cant be expected to face a real man.

Go back to your DU-Koskids-Huffington Penis-warm-safe-womb of sub-mediocrity. You're outclassed here.


Qeerbait.

Posted by: Jeff Bargholz at January 19, 2007 02:48 AM (abVz3)

28 You're outclassed here.

Clearly.

Posted by: Paul at January 19, 2007 01:02 PM (jHh4c)

29 Pule:


You have no class.

Posted by: Jeff Bargholz at January 19, 2007 03:42 PM (abVz3)

30 Coming from a person whose only answer to a political debate is to discuss fellatio from his opponent's mom, I definitely take that as a compliment.

Posted by: Paul at January 19, 2007 03:49 PM (jHh4c)

31 Pule:


Coming from a person whose only answer to a political debate is to spew impotent misdirection, I definitely take that as a compliment.



You still haven't explained why you haven't taken your hatred of AmeriKKKa to the next level. When are you going to join Al Qaeda as a suicide bomber, leftard?

Posted by: Jeff Bargholz at January 20, 2007 12:25 AM (abVz3)

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