February 23, 2007

Daniel Pipes' Mad Hacking Skillz

I've always knows that Daniel Pipes had skillz. You know, like nunchuck skills, bowhunting skills, and I hear that like a butt-load of gangs wanted him to join because he's pretty good with the bow staff. But I never, not in my wildest dreams, suspected he had mad hacking skillz!*

So, who hacked Imam Musa's MySpace website? Some islamist message boards are blaming Daniel Pipes, Robert Spencer & ......drumroll please...me. Just check out Robert's post here, and you'll see that the second link posted over at Shia Chat claiming we boasted about hacking the site is to my post on Imam Musa here.

If you read what the Islamists are saying you'll also notice that they accuse Daniel Pipes of Greenwaldian sock puppetry. They say Robert is Pinnochio and Pipes Geppetto.

And it hurts. Really it does. Because if anyone is playing Kevin to Daniel Pipes' Mephisto, it's me, not Robert!

What is so funny is that while accusing Daniel Pipes of hacking Imam Musa's website and simultaneously linking my post about it, they totally overlook the fact that I actually name the party responsible. I know who did it. Because minutes after Imam Musa's MySpace page was taken down, he e-mailed me letting me know that he had taken over the account name. He goes by the initials DJM. CORRECTION: Super-sikret source says DJM is a SHE.

So, in fact, Imam Musa's website wasn't exactly "hacked" in the traditional sense of the word. What really seems to have happened is that after a few prominent websites--including The Jawa Report, Robert Spencer's Jihad Watch, and Charles Johnson's LGF--exposed his pro-terrorist propaganda at his MySpace account, Imam Musa deleted the account himself. These pro-terrorist scumbags can't stand the exposure, it seems.

What DJM did was to simply create a MySpace account in the name of the now vacated Imam Musa. The graphic you see to the right is something he left for the good Imam's followers.

So, even though I'd love to claim hacking Imam Musa's account, it just isn't true. But never fear, for there are still tens of thousands of other pro-terror websites to hack. And with each day, my hacking skillz improve.

*I wish I had actually thought of the idea of saying Daniel Pipes had "mad hacking skillz", but it was actually Robert Spencer who jokingly used the term in an e-mail to me. See, I can't even come up with a funny phrase let alone hack MySpace. Hat tip: Bobby.

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1 Burka burka!

Posted by: osamabinhiding at February 23, 2007 07:51 PM (JVqe0)

2 that's 'dirka dirka'....Mo-hammy Jihaaahhh!!

Rusty...I just about spit my coffee all over my laptop...pooor wittle evil mongering imam...has to get another myspace account.

Posted by: mrclark at February 23, 2007 07:56 PM (fdcrU)

3 I can't stop laughing at that animation and I've seen it a few times already.

Posted by: osamabinhiding at February 23, 2007 10:51 PM (JVqe0)

4 Osamabintrolling:


I cant stop laughing at your attempts to pass yourself off as a non-moonbat.

Posted by: Jeff Bargholz at February 23, 2007 11:27 PM (Dt3sl)

5 Buttholz: I can't stop laughing at your attempts to try and pass yourself off as someone who isn't a short, Napoleon complex basket case. I can just see your brain sputtering to a halt: Duhhhhhh...does...not...compute...can't...label....osamabinhiding....duhhhh....doesn't agree with me.....must troll....duhhhh.

Posted by: osamabinhiding at February 24, 2007 12:24 AM (JVqe0)

6 Osamabinpunked:


A little to the left. My left ball itches more than the right one. Ahhh. You give head just like a real woman.

Posted by: Jeff Bargholz at February 24, 2007 12:43 AM (Dt3sl)

7 I was joking earlier, but I actually think you might be a closet case. I bet you hooked up with Ted Haggart and it's got your little head so messed up that you just have to take it out on anyone... You think a lot about me in a homo context. It must suck to be a homo in Nebraska. Maybe you should move back to Cali.

Posted by: osamabinhiding at February 24, 2007 12:56 AM (JVqe0)

8 bargholz is a fag! FTW!

Posted by: shoogie woogie at February 24, 2007 01:19 AM (AeRA2)

9 Shoogie, you don't know the half of it: On almost every thread on this site he obsesses over humo-sex-shul fantasies like a classic closet case. It's funny, but sad as well. He's so isolated in Nebraska and no matter how much he butt rapes his wife, it's simply not a substitute for Ted Haggart!

Posted by: osamabinhiding at February 24, 2007 01:29 AM (JVqe0)

10 osamabintrolling:


Why dont you want anyone to discuss Robert Spencer's mad hacking "skillz?"


I'm not going to waste any more time in your gay flame wars. (Or is that "flamer wars?" Homo.) Play with yourself from now on. I just took away your reason for getting up in the morning. Loser. Spank on.

Posted by: Jeff Bargholz at February 25, 2007 12:21 AM (Dt3sl)

11 Shag a Wookie:


Do you have something against fags? Bigot. So much for the tolerance and moral superiority of the left.


Enjoy your 69 sessions with osama, because I'm done with you.

Posted by: Jeff Bargholz at February 25, 2007 12:24 AM (Dt3sl)

12 "Shag a Wookie:
Do you have something against fags? Bigot. So much for the tolerance and moral superiority of the left.
Enjoy your 69 sessions with osama, because I'm done with you."

how about instead of  writing all that long paragraph that why dont you just yell " I'M A HYPOCRITE" Real loud, k?

Posted by: shag a wookie at February 25, 2007 01:38 AM (AeRA2)

13 Jeffy Lube:

"Why dont you want anyone to discuss Robert Spencer's mad hacking "skillz?"

What are you talking about, fool. I complimented them and then YOU came in flaming. The proof is in the thread you fuck-wit.

"I'm not going to waste any more time in your gay flame wars. (Or is that "flamer wars?" Homo.)"

So you're going to stop posting all together now? Cool!

"Play with yourself from now on. I just took away your reason for getting up in the morning. Loser. Spank on."

Aw, getting tired of your own game? Don't like it when people treat you the same way you treat them? Go check your porch for a bag flaming poo. Oh, and "Do you have something against fags? Bigot." was the funniest thing I've ever read that you have posted so far.

Posted by: osamabinhiding at February 25, 2007 02:56 PM (JVqe0)

14 Osamaisdonal:


You pretended to like the animation. You never wrote a word about robert spencer or Daniel pipes.


You aren't just a fool, you're a lying idiot.

Posted by: Jeff Bargholz at February 27, 2007 03:40 AM (Dt3sl)

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