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June 30, 2006

All-Islamist Sex Act?

So Christopher Hitchens says fellatio is the signature sex act for America. I was thinking, what exactly is the signature sex act of Islamists?

Pedophilia?
Pedophilia?
Pedophilia?
Sodomy with horses, mules or donkeys?
Sodomizing young boys?
Sex slaves?

Maybe we should take a vote.

Update: or maybe pedophilia.
Or maybe lightbulbs in their anus?

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1 Do you want your website to be shut down by terrorists again?

Posted by: Max Power at June 30, 2006 11:04 AM (CnDtU)

2 Do you want your website to be shut down by terrorists again?

Posted by: Max Power at June 30, 2006 11:04 AM (CnDtU)

3 Beheading is 3rd base, I think.

Posted by: Dan Collins at June 30, 2006 11:13 AM (Ouds1)

4 Written in the diary kept by a Special Forces from Texas who wanted to keep it for his wife and for his children:

"The guys say that when we catch OBL we should turn him into a woman. After being here for a month, I think when we catch him, we should turn him into a little boy and turn him lose".

Guess that says it all.

Posted by: retire05 at June 30, 2006 11:15 AM (ucX1E)

5 ...Regardin the vote mate...All of The Above!

Posted by: Cookie at June 30, 2006 11:42 AM (KSRLq)

6 No, no, NO!
Sex with light bulbs is the new rage. And I, for one, think its a BRILLIANT idea. heh.

http://news.yahoo.com/photo/060629/photos_od/2006_06_29t092304_450x315_us_pakistan_bulb

Posted by: BelchSpeak at June 30, 2006 11:53 AM (RnY/N)

7 JAWA is now run by arabs it seems. They dare to remove my anti arab posts in favor of pro arab propoganda!

Posted by: True American at June 30, 2006 12:17 PM (Nhfns)

8 Who the hell is Chris Hitchens, and why would we care if he wants american dicks in his mouth?

He could be right, I seem to enjoy me some well done oral almost as much as she does doin it.

Wipe your chin, Chris.

Posted by: haywood jablowmi at June 30, 2006 02:40 PM (6XKXf)

9 And let's not forget that wonderful tool called Google Trends. For the search terms "man boy sex", Google lists arabic as the number one search language and the following regions top the list:

1. Pakistan
2. Iran
3. Saudi Arabia
4. Thailand

See: http://www.google.com/trends?q=man+boy+sex&ctab=1&geo=all&date=all

Posted by: Ansar al-Kufir at June 30, 2006 03:44 PM (mQGMi)

10 Oh, and Pakistan is the number one region for the search terms "goat sex" and "horse sex" (Arabic and Turkish are the top two search languages for "horse sex"). And we all know what region the Taliban and Al Qaeda originate from.
http://www.google.com/trends?q=horse+sex&ctab=1&geo=all&date=all

Posted by: Ansar al-Kufir at June 30, 2006 03:51 PM (mQGMi)

11 wow. I never knew about Google Trends. Sheep sex brought up Ireland as No. 1. The US was No 1 for feces and India was No. 1 for urine.

okay - so I'm a sick puppy...

Posted by: Oyster at June 30, 2006 10:30 PM (YudAC)

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