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December 13, 2006

Rumor: Fidel Castro Dies

Once again rumors are flying that Fidel Castro is dead. Spanish radio reporting on the rumors, but no confirmation from any official source. But as Val Preito reminds us, when Castro does finally kick the bucket, don't expect an immediate announcement until after his brother puts the Commie house in order.

This is the third time we'ver reported rumors that Fidel Castro has died. Why keep reporting the rumors when they usually turn out to be false? Because we're the #1 hit for 'Castro dead' over at Google. And one of these times, we're going to be right....just like that boy who cried wolf dude.

Posted by: Rusty at 11:42 AM | Comments (8) | Add Comment
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1 Did you hear the weeping of thousands of liberals?

Did you see funeral marches in your downtown streets by kids wearing Che T-shirts, listening to Coldplay and Rage Against the Machine on their iPods?

Are Wolf Blitzer or Katie Couric wearing black armbands?

Did the NY Times write an obit celebrating his heroism and revolution?

Then pipe down. It hasn't happened yet.

Posted by: T at December 13, 2006 12:12 PM (Gi7oA)

2 I've discovered video footage of the dictator's death:

http://dreadpundit.blogspot.com/2006/12/castro-death-watch.html

An oldie, but still a goodie.

Posted by: The Dread Pundit Bluto at December 13, 2006 01:44 PM (vBK4C)

3 I don't care if it's true or not really; I just love reading it.

Posted by: Improbulus Maximus at December 13, 2006 02:25 PM (YPoUB)

4 How will his death effect the all important rapture index? http://www.raptureready.com/rap2.htm

Posted by: John Ryan at December 13, 2006 02:27 PM (TcoRJ)

5 Umm, so T is clearly crazy.

Posted by: Tim at December 13, 2006 02:56 PM (88SAG)

This made my day...hopefully the rumors are true...this time.

Posted by: Vicious Headbutt at December 13, 2006 04:47 PM (FUkMH)

7 Time magazine has prepared its "Man Of The Year" edition in advance, pinkos across the country are crying in their decaffeinated non-fat soy mocha lattes, universities are preparing candlelight vigils, and the Hollywood ignoranti are greenlighting an El Jeffe hagiography to coincide with the Academy Awards.

Alec Baldwin is so upset he ate 3 dozen Krispy Kremes, chugged down a pony keg of Old Milwaukee, and banged his 67 year old maid from Guatemala.

Posted by: Jeff Bargholz at December 13, 2006 09:01 PM (bLPT+)

8 Not again.

Posted by: Greyrooster at December 14, 2006 08:18 AM (vLeHe)

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