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March 02, 2006

We get death threats

I love death threats. You haven't really made it until you've got one. Now, how 'bout that fatwa?

IP Address: 61.5.134.147
Name: chakr
Email Address: khoso4u@hotmail.com
URL: http://fuck u
Comments:
fuck u mother im muslim . now we r coming to fuck denmark and who maked
this web me will kell them . be alart

I'm shocked that this death threat comes from Pakistan. Shocked I tells you.

Props to Bluto, who was the actually recipient of said death threat. I'm uber-jealous.

Posted by: Rusty at 09:56 AM | Comments (17) | Add Comment
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1 eh,

Start bragging when you get a death threat that is written by someone with a better education than a second-grader!

me b jellus of those maked leters.

Posted by: Mark at March 02, 2006 10:13 AM (Oj4Hb)

2 Is it a coincidence that the writer posted from Karachi? That's where a US Foreign Service officer was just assassinated by a suicide bomber.

Posted by: The Dread Pundit Bluto at March 02, 2006 10:32 AM (RHG+K)

3 I got a death threat from India. I guess that is nothing more than a second-rate death threat, but I was proud of it nonetheless. Who knew there were so many Muslims in India?

Posted by: jesusland joe at March 02, 2006 10:37 AM (rUyw4)

4 I dunno, Rusty. This sounds like serious business. You'd better stay "alart".

Posted by: D. Carter at March 02, 2006 10:53 AM (OnQ6k)

5 I am proud of you as I read this with my bacon grease stained fingers.
May the Pork be with you!

Posted by: Pork4Islam at March 02, 2006 10:53 AM (UdYT0)

6 Well at least he didn't say anything about anyone's momma - so he may be civilized.

Posted by: hondo at March 02, 2006 11:28 AM (fyKFC)

7 I live in New York City. I get death threats weekly over parking spaces. I am a little surprised that Nigeria hasn't been spamming us with death threats. They sure send plenty of other spam. The muslim death threats always remind me of the WWII movies where the evil Japs are trying to scare the G.I.s at night; "Tonight you die Joe !! " sarge always had reasurring words for the kid and the movie was scary it ended happily

Posted by: john ryan at March 02, 2006 11:30 AM (TcoRJ)

8 Actually "alart" was just a mere typo. He meant "be a LART".

A LART is a "Luser Attitude Readjustment Tool"

- a 2x4 or other large billet of wood usable as a club, to be applied upside the head of spammers and other people who cause sysadmins more grief than just naturally goes with the job.

He wants you to hit him upside the head with a 2X4.

I say you give it to him.

Posted by: Oyster at March 02, 2006 11:37 AM (zCI3+)

9 Look it up here:

http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=lart

There's more and it's pretty funny.

Posted by: Oyster at March 02, 2006 11:41 AM (zCI3+)

10 Geez... this idjit sounds like the crocodiles from Pearls Before Swine.

Posted by: Beth at March 02, 2006 11:42 AM (UCVYX)

11 See what happens when you do like 15 posts in a day Rusty! Man,you're on a roll today.

Posted by: Digger at March 02, 2006 12:31 PM (j3Jd+)

12 Well golly, I've never gotten a death threat. What's a girl gotta do?!

Posted by: thirdee at March 02, 2006 12:50 PM (ciCc6)

13 Death threats are cool, but it's fatwas we're after.

Posted by: Rusty at March 02, 2006 12:57 PM (JQjhA)

14 Islam is the religion of pigs. Allah is satan and he mates with pigs.

Posted by: Andre at March 02, 2006 04:32 PM (bQ3vG)

15 Rusty,

Go over to Tshirthell.com and get one of their "The Koran: Now in two-ply!" shirts, then post a pic of you wearing it here. Instant fatwa!

Posted by: Cybrludite at March 03, 2006 02:21 AM (XFoEH)

16 I got hacked by some lebanese clothing salesperson, but no fatwa.

Posted by: a at March 03, 2006 06:22 PM (a5BFI)

17 Rusty, you should reveal your true identity to me so that if you ever do get gacked, I can decorate your grave with muslim skulls.

Posted by: Improbulus Maximus at March 04, 2006 04:32 PM (0yYS2)

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