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September 23, 2006

Osama bin Laden Reported Dead

Cross-posted from The Dread Pundit Bluto

Regional French newspaper L'Est Republicain, quoting a confidential source in French intelligence reports that Osama bin Laden has died of typhoid. The source notes an email circulated among French officials based on information from the Saudis.

CBS reports that the account in the French newspaper stems from an actual secret document and that the French are investigating the leak.

The information comes from a brief to French president Jacques Chirac based on Saudi intelligence sources. The Saudis seem to have confidence in the report but will not confirm without further corroboration, like locating bin Laden's burial site.

Posted by: Bluto at 08:23 AM | Comments (15) | Add Comment
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1 Someone else has been watching yesterdays news. Even if true. Why would this news be a leak?

Posted by: greyrooster at September 23, 2006 08:31 AM (dRys2)

2 If this is true, the lefturds will have a day of mourning.

Posted by: Improbulus Maximus at September 23, 2006 08:40 AM (v3I+x)

3 Somebody wake Debka up.

Posted by: Asher Abrams at September 23, 2006 09:02 AM (Mu7y2)

4 UNITED NATIONS:
Bring out your dead!
[clang]
Bring out your dead!
[clang]
G.W. BUSH:
Here's one.
UNITED NATIONS:
Ninepence.
OSAMA BIN LADEN:
I'm not dead!
UNITED NATIONS:
What?
G.W. BUSH:
Nothing. Here's your ninepence.
OSAMA BIN LADEN:
I'm not dead!
UNITED NATIONS:
'Ere. He says he's not dead!
G.W. BUSH:
Yes, he is.
OSAMA BIN LADEN:
I'm not!
UNITED NATIONS:
He isn't?
G.W. BUSH:
Well, he will be soon. He's very ill.
OSAMA BIN LADEN:
I'm getting better!
G.W. BUSH:
No, you're not. You'll be stone dead in a moment.
UNITED NATIONS:
Oh, I can't take him like that. It's against regulations.
OSAMA BIN LADEN:
I don't want to go on the cart!
G.W. BUSH:
Oh, don't be such a baby.
UNITED NATIONS:
I can't take him.
OSAMA BIN LADEN:
I feel fine!
G.W. BUSH:
Well, do us a favor.
UNITED NATIONS:
I can't.
G.W. BUSH:
Well, can you hang around a couple of minutes? He won't be long.
UNITED NATIONS:
No, I've got to go to the Sudan. They've lost ninety today.
G.W. BUSH:
Well, when's your next round?
UNITED NATIONS:
Thursday.
OSAMA BIN LADEN:
I think I'll go for a walk.
G.W. BUSH:
You're not fooling anyone, you know. Look. Isn't there something you can do?
OSAMA BIN LADEN: [singing]
I feel happy. I feel happy.
[whop]
G.W. BUSH:
Ah, thanks very much.
UNITED NATIONS:
Not at all. See you on Thursday.

Posted by: JohnMc at September 23, 2006 09:08 AM (mQCRT)

5 Show us the lifeless body. Until then, he's not dead. And how did the French find out? Because of their collaborations and support of Muslim terrorists and regimes?

Posted by: Stan the Infidel in Indonesia at September 23, 2006 09:08 AM (UmKAM)

6 UNITED NATIONS:
Bring out your dead!
[clang]
Bring out your dead!
[clang]
G.W. BUSH:
Here's one.
UNITED NATIONS:
Ninepence.
OSAMA BIN LADEN:
I'm not dead!
UNITED NATIONS:
What?
G.W. BUSH:
Nothing. Here's your ninepence.
OSAMA BIN LADEN:
I'm not dead!
UNITED NATIONS:
'Ere. He says he's not dead!
G.W. BUSH:
Yes, he is.
OSAMA BIN LADEN:
I'm not!
UNITED NATIONS:
He isn't?
G.W. BUSH:
Well, he will be soon. He's very ill.
OSAMA BIN LADEN:
I'm getting better!
G.W. BUSH:
No, you're not. You'll be stone dead in a moment.
UNITED NATIONS:
Oh, I can't take him like that. It's against regulations.
OSAMA BIN LADEN:
I don't want to go on the cart!
G.W. BUSH:
Oh, don't be such a baby.
UNITED NATIONS:
I can't take him.
OSAMA BIN LADEN:
I feel fine!
G.W. BUSH:
Well, do us a favor.
UNITED NATIONS:
I can't.
G.W. BUSH:
Well, can you hang around a couple of minutes? He won't be long.
UNITED NATIONS:
No, I've got to go to the Sudan. They've lost ninety today.
G.W. BUSH:
Well, when's your next round?
UNITED NATIONS:
Thursday.
OSAMA BIN LADEN:
I think I'll go for a walk.
G.W. BUSH:
You're not fooling anyone, you know. Look. Isn't there something you can do?
OSAMA BIN LADEN: [singing]
I feel happy. I feel happy.
[whop]
G.W. BUSH:
Ah, thanks very much.
UNITED NATIONS:
Not at all. See you on Thursday.

Posted by: JohnMc at September 23, 2006 09:08 AM (mQCRT)

7 Why doesn't the US just ask the Saudi official that was at the funeral? You know, the funeral we DIDN'T bomb. I am betting the real reason that funeral wasn't bombed was because of WHO was there. The same reason Clinton didn't shoot a missle up OBL's butt once before because a Saudi Prince showed up.

Can't piss off the Saud's they might shut off the oil!

no matter how may terrorist get away

Posted by: Mrs Abe Froman at September 23, 2006 09:34 AM (xgwDx)

8 So he died from the cave crabs?

Posted by: Howie at September 23, 2006 09:37 AM (D3+20)

9 He's not, he's getting ready to make his YouTube debut with his own channel there to compete with Paris Hilton. Jeez. Where do you get your gossip, anyway? The rumors also say that he will be recording an album as well to go up against the Infidel Ms. Hilton.

Posted by: Pim's Ghost at September 23, 2006 10:35 AM (TK5Ak)

10 Can I have his shoes?

Posted by: Dave zett at September 23, 2006 10:39 AM (IGJIg)

11 Dave zett is apparently not smart enough to tie his shoes.

Posted by: greyrooster at September 23, 2006 10:55 AM (dRys2)

12 Querry: One 'reliable' source says bin Laden is dead. Another 'reliable' source says that al Qaeda has snuck nukes into the U.S. and that bin Laden is alive and well.

See a problem with the word 'reliable' here, or is it just me?

Posted by: Rusty at September 23, 2006 11:21 AM (JQjhA)

13 The report is from a french newspaper
which is not true therefore bin laden isnt dead.

Posted by: Guest at September 23, 2006 11:23 AM (9A+yD)

14 Reliable is word used by the media. You decide.

Posted by: greyrooster at September 23, 2006 11:34 AM (dRys2)

15 I'm sorry, did you say "French intelligence"?

That's pretty funny.

Posted by: Heralder at September 25, 2006 10:04 AM (J+H5c)

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