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February 06, 2007

Jawa Fight Club Assignment: E-Mail a Terrorist

For today's Jawa fight club assignment I want you to start an e-mail fight with a jihadi, and lose.

Okay, actually, I want you to do the world a favor and start a fight with this guy. He is the chief propagandist for The Army of Ansar al Sunna. These are the guys who go around Iraq beheading Turkish truck drivers, killing female translators, and murdering Shia "collaboraters".

The gloves are off on asdarat. Feel free to call him names, sign him up for gay porn featuring Mohammed, and send him Koran desecration pics.

asdarat@yahoo.com

This second e-mail is also to a member of Ansar al Sunnah. For this one, be nice. I'm serious. In Arabic, if possible. Even better would be if you could drop a Kurdish phrase his way.

nosra_007@yahoo.com

As always, if you should get any response, please FORWARD (not cut and paste) it to me IMMEDIATELY.

Posted by: Rusty at 05:44 PM | Comments (27) | Add Comment
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1 Awefully tempting Dr. S.,
I only hesitate because I don't want to be mistaken for one of the bad guys by CSIS or Mounties just because of an e-mail exchange.
It just occurred to me that, with your permission, I can post a couple of juicy lines in Arabic here that other people can send to the terrorist SOB.

Posted by: Garduneh Mehr at February 06, 2007 04:57 PM (vixLB)

I send him one of my specials. Those of you know me can guess the content.

Mehr: Post them. I;m not afraid to relay them.

Posted by: greyrooster at February 06, 2007 05:27 PM (hEgPR)

3 Didn't you just break the first rule of fight club.

Posted by: Randman at February 06, 2007 05:32 PM (Sal3J)

4 GM,

The good guys know what I do. And I've been given a snicker and a thumbs up from them.

Posted by: Rusty at February 06, 2007 05:55 PM (JQjhA)

5 Just put in your subject "Dear Sh*thead Terror lover"

You'll be ok.

Posted by: Fred Fry at February 06, 2007 06:23 PM (MXY+9)

6 I forgot to be nice when emailing the second address.

Was that bad?

Posted by: Fred Fry at February 06, 2007 06:25 PM (MXY+9)

7 Think I do it again.

Posted by: greyrooster at February 06, 2007 06:34 PM (hEgPR)

8 If he doesn't answer the one I just sent him he is lower than snake shit. I told him mohammed was a child molester. I included my best concern muslim men loving goats because muslim women look like goats and smell like camels.

Posted by: greyrooster at February 06, 2007 06:42 PM (hEgPR)

9 Dr. S.,
I'll do that when I get home late tonight or tomorrow evening :-)

Posted by: Garduneh Mehr at February 06, 2007 06:55 PM (vixLB)

10 That's was fun...

Posted by: Editor at February 06, 2007 07:07 PM (adpJH)

11 Off subject: But those who picked the bears don't wish to talk about it further. Specially after the ass whipping I gave them. For the archieves. Nex years Superbowl will the played by either the Colts, patriots or Chargers playing against the Saints. I have already placed my picks in Vegas. Odds makers are picking San Diego to win next. Could be but at this time you wouldn't make any big money. Go with the Saints for a BIG payoff. Or pick Saints/patriots. Saints/Colts or Saints/chargers. In any case do not, do not listen to Vinny,Mike or Goodie, goodie, Lt. Forget Schackleford he couln't to win a $1.00 scratch off at your local 7/11.

Posted by: greyrooster at February 06, 2007 07:14 PM (hEgPR)

12 This rag head prick hasn't returned my E-mail yet. Much be nutless. IM, Jeff a little help here please. I'm attempting to belittle a muslimes in order to get him to reply. This time I'll talk about his mama. Those jomama jokes should bring him out.[

Posted by: greyrooster at February 06, 2007 07:18 PM (hEgPR)

13 greyrooster,

I was hoping that I wished his daughters to conceive children from the zionist Israelis would get a response... nothing, yet. He's just lazy.

Posted by: Editor at February 06, 2007 07:21 PM (adpJH)

14 Where the hell is Knight Temblar when you need him?
Damn these cosmopolitan martinis are good. 4 parts vodka, 2 parts triple sec, 2 parts cranberry juice, 1 part lime. Shake like hell, down it quick then make another 6.

Posted by: greyrooster at February 06, 2007 07:21 PM (hEgPR)

15 Just checked. He still hasn't answered. Now I'm really going to get down and dirty. Sorry boys. Have to leave you out. Now we are playing on my side of the field. It gets dirty down here. And I like to play alone. Sheeeeee No witnesses.

Posted by: greyrooster at February 06, 2007 07:28 PM (hEgPR)

16 No return E-mail. He's a goat herding chicken shit. I piss on him and mohammed and anyone else who follows the dog eating, filthy, gutter religion.

Posted by: greyrooster at February 06, 2007 09:11 PM (Lf9lR)

17 "Was it true that Mohammed was inspired to compose the call to prayer by the sounds he made while being penetrated by young Jewish boys?"

Posted by: Crusader at February 07, 2007 12:26 AM (7vz05)

18 Since an Iranian guy exchanging e-mails with terrorits might appear as guilty as a phallus in a doughnut factory, I decided not to send them an e-mail. However, I'm including below a couple of somewhat juicy anti-Jihad lines in Arabic.
Let's see what nervers we can touch.
First their homophobia: So one might say

اللوطييون اشرف من المسلمين

which means "fags are nobler than Muslims", or
اللواط اشرف و افخر من الاسلام و المسلمين
which roughly means "There is more honour in being a faggot than there is in Islam and Muslimhood. [No offence to gay people!]

Second their anti-Jewish anti-Christian obsession: So you could write

الموت لالاسلام و الفتح لالصهيو صليبيون

which means "Death to Islam and victory to Zionist crusaders".

Third is their habit of calling any criticism of Islam racism: So you can give them what they want by sounding really racist.
Now this one is coup de grace and is really harsh, so please don't read on if seemingly racist language offends you!

اخرجوا يا خنازير الاسلامى من اوطان الآريايى

which means "Get out of Aryan lands you Islamic swines."

Posted by: Garduneh Mehr at February 07, 2007 12:37 AM (EdIIN)

19 heh thanks for the e-mail lead, I'm on it.

Next week when I have 'mo time, I'm gonna cull the usual Islamo-Tard web sites for some juicy trash, I always try and leave leave a turd or two for them.

BTW, my browser mangles the comment buttons. sometime I have the Paragraph thingy sometimes not.

Posted by: Rubin at February 07, 2007 02:34 AM (4aIPn)

20 oh my god, with news like these I guess the Islam stock has a great future http://www.trendio.com/word.php?wordid=1555&language=en

Posted by: Greekgeek at February 07, 2007 05:55 AM (guv3F)

21 No reply this morning. Maybe he is pinned down in some hole, or he inbox is full of our nice happy messages.

Posted by: Fred Fry at February 07, 2007 08:20 AM (JXdhy)

22 nothing a day later from either dude.

Posted by: dr. akim ullshitbay at February 07, 2007 08:56 PM (Ax65U)

23 To get them to actually read your e-mail you might try typing the following in the subject "As-salamo alaikom"
which is the Islamic greeting.

Posted by: Garduneh Mehr at February 07, 2007 09:02 PM (vixLB)

24 Asshole still won't answer. Apparently all I've called his mother is true.

Posted by: greyrooster at February 08, 2007 08:11 AM (0W1Sk)

25 Guys,
You might try faking Arabic/Islamic names:
e.g. Ahmad Idris, Ja'far Khalid, Ali Mojtaba, Yosuf Hindoui
etc.

Posted by: Garduneh Mehr at February 08, 2007 02:00 PM (vixLB)

26 yizmsrtg huepjd doriwyv zaxrkyl rgnw muvyhzno bzsqnamc

Posted by: eytkramh mvbnxo at March 01, 2007 01:21 AM (6SYU3)

27 Buick Riviera http://www.volny.cz/buickriviera

Posted by: we at March 31, 2007 02:14 AM (FpjKb)

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