April 20, 2007

Copycats

We all knew it was coming.

LINCOLN, Neb. -- Lincoln authorities evacuated a set of buildings on the University of Nebraska-Lincoln campus after a bomb threat was received, and officers told students on campus that classes have been canceled in those buildings.

Other events like this have been reported around the country as well.

I have an idea that will eliminate this sort of thing.

Phone Control.

I demand regulations to restrict the use of phones to eradicate this criminal activity. Not all phones, mind you. Just the scary looking wireless ones with large battery capacity and fully automatic redial.

This phone would be cool. We're not trying to restrict hunting, mind you, and this phone is still used in some rural areas by hunters.

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Posted by: Vinnie at 05:08 PM | Comments (7) | Add Comment
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LOL! Hilarious! Great post Vinnie!


Posted by: Jack's Smirking Revenge at April 20, 2007 06:37 PM (ou0cx)

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My phone is always close at hand, and I know who you are there is a good chance I c'n gitchya in one try too!       USA, all the way!


Posted by: Michael Weaver at April 20, 2007 07:16 PM (2OHpj)

3 How come mosques don't have bomb scares?

Posted by: greyrooster at April 20, 2007 07:48 PM (E6u6Q)

4 Well DUH! your not suppossed to play 'suicide bomber' until after you leave the mosque!                       USA, all the way!

Posted by: Michael Weaver at April 20, 2007 11:28 PM (2OHpj)

5 Ha, ha. You got it.

Posted by: greyrooster at April 21, 2007 09:32 AM (oChhC)

6 AQ has been bombing mosques.

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Posted by: gerald at April 21, 2007 10:32 AM (h0BrM)

7 Okay, at times everyone does something right. Even AQ. That is everyone except Al Sharpton.

Posted by: greyrooster at April 21, 2007 11:56 PM (kSa9I)

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