June 07, 2007

Charges Dropped in Police Dog Gurning Incident

A drunken woman makes faces at a police dog and gets arrested! Luckily, a prosecutor steps in and drops the charge:

CHELSEA, Vt. (AP) - A prosecutor has dropped charges against a woman who was arrested for staring at and making faces at a police dog.
"Prosecuting a woman for `staring' at a police dog is absurd," said her lawyer. "People are allowed to make faces at police dogs and officers to express their disapproval. It's constitutional expression," said public defender Kelly Green, who represented Jayna Hutchinson.
Disorderly conduct, public intoxication? Sure. Animal cruelty for allegedly upsetting a dog by making faces at it? C'mon.

Gurning, for those unfamiliar with the...sport.

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1 The woman is a bitch (no pun intended) but she obviously did not deserve to be arrested.

Posted by: George Ramos at June 07, 2007 12:54 PM (TmLg9)

2 They want to charge a woman for making faces at a dog and yet Paris Hilton gets to go home because she was cold in her cell and didn't like to food and death row inmates get reprieves because the lethal injection might hurt.
 
 
Justice at it's finest.

Posted by: George Ramos at June 07, 2007 01:01 PM (TmLg9)

3 I mean didn't like the food. Sorry!

Posted by: George Ramos at June 07, 2007 01:02 PM (TmLg9)

4 Of course, its Liberal Vermont, dog rights are above human rights, didn't you know that. What have they got going for them, well they've got maple syrup and card carrying communists in their legislature. Go Vermont! Solidarity, Comrades!

Posted by: DrTheopolis at June 07, 2007 01:12 PM (9ZqGe)

5 Those syrup-sucking stump jumpers don't produce nearly as much maple syrup as New York State! Posers.

Posted by: The Dread Pundit Bluto at June 07, 2007 01:34 PM (q6AiT)

6 I had never heard of the word gurning before. Forgive me for being slow.

Posted by: George Ramos at June 07, 2007 03:52 PM (TmLg9)

7 Free Paris Hilton. Anything Al Sharpton is against I'm for. She's rich, she's thin, she looks good. Hate the rich, bla, bla, bla. If the punk John Edwards wasn't running for office he would be running after her. Screw people who can't afford a good lawyer. Go to work and get one. A friggin muslim can move here and get rich. Friggin lefturds crybabies. I wish Paris would invite me and my son to the party at her house tonight. Bet it's a good one.

Posted by: greyrooster at June 07, 2007 04:14 PM (StMuN)

8 Paris is hot but South Park is right. She's a spoiled rich whore.

Posted by: John Smith at June 07, 2007 05:20 PM (TmLg9)

9 I like spoiled rich whores. Particularly if they look good. Screwing under silk sheets is the best.

Posted by: greyrooster at June 07, 2007 06:53 PM (BPAVt)

10 That poor dog,
It will have to deal with that "stress syndrome" now for the rest of its life.
poor attack dog,

g

Posted by: gerald at June 07, 2007 09:28 PM (foV9j)

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