May 23, 2006
Fatwas issued.
Someday. Usually on Monday. But, Venom controls that.
FATWAS ISSUED!!!!
i will cut ur neck fatwa:
Brad, for:
Four Islamic Students react after an unsuccessful beheading attempt on Dr. Rusty Shackelford.
Muhammad: Let us not tell anyone of our ass beating by the great Satan Rusty Shackelford.
Abdullah: The roundhouse kicks to my groin prevented me from cutting his head off.
Nassar: Why did he keep yelling “bad gay soombithch†over and over as he was punching me?
Mibalz Izhary: Is he really coming back “fortnightly†to kick our ass? How often is that anyway?
devil will do meetballs from your bodies fatwa:
Graeme, for:
As Kofi Annan would soon learn, Rusty's repeated use of his "pull my finger for 72 virgins" joke had set back the 'Alliance of Civilisations' program by 50 years.
why you insult the holly quoran fatwa:
Rodney Dill, for:
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Muhammad: Let us not tell anyone of our ass beating by the great Satan Rusty Shackelford.
Abdullah: The roundhouse kicks to my groin prevented me from cutting his head off.
Nassar: Why did he keep yelling “bad gay soombithch†over and over as he was punching me?
Mibalz Izhary: Is he really coming back “fortnightly†to kick our ass? How often is that anyway?
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(does sorta explain the need for burqa's to begin with)
Posted by: Rodney Dill at May 22, 2006 07:15 AM (W3Yjh)
or
Waaaa! They killed off Anna Lucia on "Lost".
or
When we open our eyes we'll all be American Christians. Ready, 1, 2 , 3...
Posted by: JustPlainJoe at May 22, 2006 08:48 AM (Xj6+u)
one, two,...
oh crap time to pray. Which way's mecca?
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Posted by: Michael King at May 22, 2006 06:56 PM (qRYpz)
Ok, so that's probably over the head of most people here.
How about:
"Faithful Jawa Report readers stage the first-ever Blind-In, where they vow not to open their eyes until Vinnie issues the fatwas."
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