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July 12, 2006

The Blog Sabbath Caption Contest: O! Que Feo Edition **Fatwas Issued**

Caption this disturbing event:

Fatwas to be issued Monday*

Fatwas issued...delayed but not denied!

The "i will cut ur neck" fatwa:

Graeme, for: "With alcohol clouding his judgement, Steve decided to show his friends that gerbils are for amateurs."

The "devil will do meetballs from your bodies" fatwa:

Stephen Macklin, for: "I suppose you want a reach-around"

The "why u insult holly quoran" fatwa:

whocares, for: "Running of the Bulls in Pamplona? Now he's running for la Tampona!"

Thanks to Venom for the reminder. * For some reason, I'm not getting comments in the email anymore.

With the power vested in me as Editor In Chief Pro Tempore, I hereby appoint Mr. Venom as Imperial Minister Of Emailing Vinnie To Remind Him To Judge The Caption Contest.

It's all about the fatwas baby!

Of course, Howie is welcome to slap me upside the head too.

Posted by: Vinnie at 11:31 AM | Comments (40) | Add Comment
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1 "Huh - do you really think you can drink all day and all night and still out-run me?"

-OR-

"I blame Bush and Global Warming for this!"

-OR-

"The names Gored -- Al Gored"

Posted by: thaitied at July 09, 2006 03:09 AM (TfTAE)

2 Poor college students, already hit hard by Bush's cuts in education funding, are reduced to supplementing their incomes by participating in the Army's new Ass Armor field tests.

Posted by: Matt at July 09, 2006 06:41 AM (FPM2T)

3 Ever have one of those hard to reach itches?
Be careful what you wish for, you just may get it.

Posted by: mrclark at July 09, 2006 08:15 AM (H9LTb)

4 I told you Islamofacist bastards that I wouldn't take any bull from you. Do I make my point?

Posted by: jesusland joe at July 09, 2006 08:16 AM (rUyw4)

5 "I've told you a hundred times I have the patent on bullshit."

Posted by: Stephen Macklin at July 09, 2006 08:30 AM (DdRjH)

6 "I suppose you want a reach-around"

Posted by: Stephen Macklin at July 09, 2006 08:32 AM (DdRjH)

7 JD,
I can't find any comments in the New Testament about bull horn sex so it must be ok?

Posted by: Jonathon from Sausalito at July 09, 2006 08:42 AM (utJ4A)

8 Had Andalusia remained Muslim, the people would have used goats to do this to themselves...

Posted by: Darth Vag at July 09, 2006 08:45 AM (+nlyI)

9 With alcohol clouding his judgement, Steve decided to show his friends that gerbils are for amateurs.

Posted by: Graeme at July 09, 2006 09:13 AM (mnKW5)

10 Yet another war crime committed by the Bushitler and his cronies at Halliburtenron against poor peaceful tourists at Haditha.

Posted by: Cindy Sheehan at July 09, 2006 09:22 AM (wWKro)

11 Hindsight is not always 20/20.

Posted by: oseaghdha at July 09, 2006 09:36 AM (Tcfhr)

12 Running of the Bulls in Pamplona? Now he's running for la Tampona!

Posted by: whocares at July 09, 2006 09:57 AM (hGibF)

13 metetela en el culo.

Posted by: Jesusland Carlos at July 09, 2006 11:47 AM (8e/V4)

14 Damn that Andrew Sullivan, always making a spectacle of himself.

Posted by: Robert at July 09, 2006 12:34 PM (pCBxo)

15 North Korea's son of The Great Leader Kim Jong Il ,Kim Poop Shoot,
"cracks up" the crowd at a local rock concert in Tiajuana!
Madeline Albright was passed out and unavailable for comment.

Posted by: Jihadgene at July 09, 2006 12:37 PM (ywiyu)

16 Sir, you don't need a proctologist, you need a veterinarian, or better still, a Phd in music...

That's a HORN down there.

Posted by: n.a.palm at July 09, 2006 12:49 PM (nzNyV)

17 I said I liked horned-rimmed "glasses," not ass's ... dayum!

Posted by: Dan Riehl at July 09, 2006 12:52 PM (7e1m4)

18 Ooooooo Rusty! Now that is definitely gonna leave a mark! Have fun on your vacation!

Posted by: hondo at July 09, 2006 12:55 PM (MVgHp)

19 Having had enough with the with the insurgents, coalition forces counter with a new offensive. Coalition bulls were released into the streets of Iraq. The plan seems to be working with no coalition bull casulties although hundereds of insurgents with sore asses were reported.

Posted by: JustPlainJoe at July 09, 2006 02:11 PM (Ysogo)

20 "And that, my son, is why I now have a colostomy bag."

HOWEVER, THE WINNER IS:

With alcohol clouding his judgement, Steve decided to show his friends that gerbils are for amateurs.

Posted by Graeme at July 9, 2006 09:13 AM

Posted by: QC at July 09, 2006 07:00 PM (1dbUZ)

21 Dr Frisch, meet Jeff Goldstein.

Posted by: eric vetter at July 09, 2006 08:11 PM (QqXMf)

22 Dr Frisch, meet Jeff Goldstein.

Posted by: eric vetter at July 09, 2006 08:11 PM (QqXMf)

23 "Stan: Cartman, there's a 300 lb bull sticking out of your ass!

Cartman: Sure, you guys, what-ever."

Posted by: Mactastick Wicked at July 09, 2006 08:40 PM (simOF)

24 Conservative Catholic bull engages in ironic protest of the legalization of gay marriage in Spain...

Posted by: jd at July 09, 2006 10:07 PM (DQYHA)

25 The Bull says:
In N Out Burger? You want an In N Out Burger?
I'll give you a ##*%ing In N Out Burger.
Is this extreme enough for ya? You La La land skateboarding punk.

Posted by: Brad at July 09, 2006 11:42 PM (utJ4A)

26 "And the Gaza offensive continues..."

Posted by: Venom at July 10, 2006 08:56 AM (gyr2M)

27 "And the Gaza offensive continues..."

Posted by: Venom at July 10, 2006 09:04 AM (gyr2M)

28 A liberal trying to "understand" the bull... http://www.politees.net

Posted by: The Boodge at July 10, 2006 09:23 AM (X0tun)

29 Look guys !!! I found a new way to get rid of that nagging constipation.

Posted by: memphis761 at July 10, 2006 10:50 AM (D3+20)

30 Muslim bull practices his own "internal jihad" on western bystander. Liberals look on approvingly.

Posted by: Jesusland Carlos at July 10, 2006 11:04 AM (8e/V4)

31 Header:

"Bullish American Economy Moonbat Off Guard"

Posted by: Good Lt at July 10, 2006 11:30 AM (jWYAe)

32 AP quotes the bull, "rectum????? I damn near killed him......"

Posted by: n.a.palm at July 10, 2006 12:53 PM (dE5ub)

33 "Please bull, just move it a little more to the right for me," said Tom Cruise.

Posted by: Steve Sharon at July 10, 2006 02:04 PM (5v7EG)

34 "Please bull, just move it a little more to the right for me," said Tom Cruise.

Posted by: Steve Sharon at July 10, 2006 02:04 PM (5v7EG)

35 What???? no honorable mention for my "internal jihad"???? I was robbed.

Posted by: Jesusland Carlos at July 12, 2006 11:44 AM (8e/V4)

36 I think Brad was robbed. In and Out Burger? genius.

Posted by: jd at July 12, 2006 04:00 PM (aqTJB)

37 Ohhh, me so horny!

Posted by: Craig at July 12, 2006 09:48 PM (Sal3J)

38 JD's latest lover hits the mark.

Posted by: greyrooster at July 13, 2006 06:44 AM (K4QKz)

39 Greyrooster's obsession with homosexuality finally explained: early adolescent trauma of the anus.

Posted by: jd at July 13, 2006 10:42 AM (F2DQB)

40 jd -

Good one! Greyrooster's gonna come back at you hard now! Get some good material ready!

Posted by: hondo at July 13, 2006 12:50 PM (MVgHp)

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