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January 30, 2006

The Blog Sabbath Caption Contest: Endorsed By Jimmy Carter Edition

******FATWAS ISSUED******

Caption this photo of ~~Ham Ass~~ Hamas "political leader" Khaleed Said Salaam Shaheed Abdul ibn Fahd Derka Derka Mohammed Jihad Smith giving a speech to someone somewhere:

IMPORTANT NOTE: Entries containing the words "death," "to," or "Israel" will be automatically disqualified. C'mon peeps, there has to some challenge to this.

Fatwas will be issued when Mr. Venom submits an entry complaining that no fatwas have been issued.

Or Monday evening, before the new episode of 24, of course.

Fatwas issued! Man, this gets harder every week. These Islamotards are great for caption contests, eh wot?

Double fatwa with cheese, super-sized with a diet Coke:

"And then we're going to Syria, and we're going to Lebanon, and we're going to Yemen. Yeeeeaaaaarrrrrrgggghhhh!" - Steven L.

Fatwas:

"We need one more couple for the Virginia Reel!" - J Rob

"OH MY GOD!!!...Its Godzillaaaaa!!!!!.....WUN!!! WUN!!! Wun For youre lives!!!" - Thanos35

"Arafat! Pull my finger!" - Leovinius

Honorable mention fatwa for Star Wars reference:

"That's not a moon, it's a space station!" - Lawhawk

Gratuitous honorable mention so he doesn't fling poo at his owners:

"I am number one!
Number two is on my other hand." - Spacemonkey

And speaking of fatwas, how about another posting of the Danish caricatures of Mohammed under the fold!

Go ahead, suckers, boycott me!!

Posted by: Vinnie at 06:04 PM | Comments (49) | Add Comment
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1 Long live... no, wait. Sorry... too late."

Posted by: Russ at January 29, 2006 12:34 AM (utsLN)

2 And then we're going to Syria, and we're going to Lebanon, and we're going to Yemen. Yeeeeaaaaarrrrrrgggghhhh!

Posted by: Steven L. at January 29, 2006 12:40 AM (V7dZI)

3 Ask not what your country can do for you... no really, we can't do anything.

Posted by: KG at January 29, 2006 12:42 AM (eRMCR)

4 You see? I'm pointing at the moon and I myself am looking at the finger!

Posted by: Ali Mentary at January 29, 2006 02:58 AM (A1EK0)

5 "You think that Ahamadinejad is da man because he has that green aura sh*t goin' on? No! I'm da man because I have two disembodied heads floating over me for luck! Yes, I do know that they're both dead. No, I don't know why the Arafat head dipped its mouth in the electoral ink."

Posted by: Graeme at January 29, 2006 03:33 AM (kZCxt)

6 You! In the back........Do you think that I should be using Grecian formula?!

Posted by: Dr. Zubov at January 29, 2006 06:11 AM (mJD6w)

7 "But wait! There's more!"

-Max

Posted by: Max at January 29, 2006 06:57 AM (WM45z)

8 We need one more couple for the Virginia Reel!

Posted by: J Rob at January 29, 2006 07:45 AM (tYi+A)

9 Wait. I just heard that the trifecta is in play. I'm outa here before the bomb drops and I join these other dead men in hell.

Posted by: Pigilito at January 29, 2006 08:00 AM (uEMWH)

10 And what is the bid for this lovely portrait of Arafat?

Do I have 10"?

Come one people I could do better on eBay.

Posted by: Stephen Macklin at January 29, 2006 09:09 AM (DdRjH)

11 "So you see? Arafat, whom I point to up there, is every bit as evil as Sauroman over there to the right!"

Posted by: Oyster at January 29, 2006 09:12 AM (YudAC)

12 "We will not be held down by the evils of the Versailles treaty. The German people are a great people and we will build our forces and take outr place again as a grat world power. The Jews have tried to destroy us like they are destroying every other country they have infested but we will solve the Jewish problem and Germany will rise again!"
Seig....Heil
Seig....Heil
Seig....Heil

Posted by: Steve Sharon at January 29, 2006 09:12 AM (UT/Xp)

13 "We will invent a new kind of person, one who is born with a detonation button where the belly button is now positioned. This should prevent any faulty explosions in the future."

Posted by: Steve Sharon at January 29, 2006 09:16 AM (UT/Xp)

14 Saruman, make me an army worthy of eeeevil.

Posted by: Vercingetorix at January 29, 2006 09:47 AM (LVVcX)

15 "one for the money, two for the show..."

Posted by: THA JP at January 29, 2006 10:05 AM (aPkwd)

16 Death

to

Women's Rights

Posted by: mke at January 29, 2006 10:13 AM (MXWyj)

17 I hear France is offering free victory soup to Hamas, considering recently they can no longer use this type of soup to feed their own poor. Problem is, it is all pork soup.

Posted by: Andre at January 29, 2006 10:30 AM (bQ3vG)

18 aaaaahhh........ahhhhh.....AR,, ARA...ARAFF...ARRAFFFAT,

Posted by: BOB at January 29, 2006 11:22 AM (+kFf8)

19 I do NOT look French, you fricking infidel!

Posted by: NottaMused at January 29, 2006 11:31 AM (/JGtb)

20 And with a little bit of help from my friends, I'll be joining Arafat and Rantisi in hell very soon...

That's not a moon, it's a space station!

No, I'm not an Oscar Meyer weiner, but did you really think I was going to say I eat Hebrew National because they answer to a higher authority?

---
On a more serious note, note the image of "Palestine" behind the nutbar. No two state solution for these creeps - they're all about destroying Israel and putting their own debased country on its ruins.

Posted by: lawhawk at January 29, 2006 12:36 PM (5e8EC)

21 "The United States is a facist, bloodthirsty imperialistic hegemon!

Vote for Kerry!"

Posted by: The Good Lt at January 29, 2006 01:10 PM (D9dFI)

22 And no, I don't answer to Helen Thomas either. Next!

All your base belongs to us. But you keep those greenhouses - for those we have no need.

Posted by: lawhawk at January 29, 2006 02:17 PM (RYnV2)

23 Playing off of the post by Oyster:

"What? Oh, thank you, Mahmoud. Silly me. I always get Sauroman confused with Gandalf. Those Westerners all look the same to me. Before I whip things into a frenzy with a rousing speech and things get too out-of-hand, I think it is appropriate for us all to recognize Redd Foxx for his work with Sauroman. Many of you may not know that the two first met when Sauroman played the part of Grady for the pilot episode of Sanford and Son."

Posted by: slug at January 29, 2006 02:17 PM (0YdQw)

24 "I ask Allah to direct really bad things in the direction of the Jewish state on top of Palestine!"

I may not be original but I have imagination

Posted by: Catholicgauze at January 29, 2006 02:20 PM (UA1kS)

25 Now that I am elected your leader, I promise a Kassam rocket in every house, a suicide belt for every child, and an AK-47 for everyone! Yeaaahhhhh!!!

Posted by: jesusland joe at January 29, 2006 02:29 PM (rUyw4)

26 OH MY GOD!!!...Its Godzillaaaaa!!!!!.....WUN!!! WUN!!! Wun For youre lives!!!

Posted by: THANOS35 at January 29, 2006 02:33 PM (Mn3Nk)

27 Everyone was a little put back at the vehemence with which the new graphic novel "Yoda vs. Saruman" was announced.

Posted by: Robert Crawford at January 29, 2006 02:58 PM (Gn9tM)

28 Live from New York! It's Saturday Night Live!

Posted by: Marcus Aurelius at January 29, 2006 03:45 PM (Fu9nl)

29 Its a bird, its a plane, its an American made F-16....

[explosions heard in the background]

Posted by: jonny at January 29, 2006 04:41 PM (nytWC)

30 With guardian angels like these 2 guys, how can I not be the best choice for leader? Vote for me and I will show you that I can cheat and steal and rape and murder with the best of them.

Posted by: bubbe at January 29, 2006 05:43 PM (vZBQO)

31 Everybody now...once, twice, three times a lady...

and

Oh oh, thanks for coming to the opening ceremony of Syriana. I'd especially like to thank Sarumann the Wise [and sticky] and his alternateen life-mate, Smeagal. Thanks, guys, for coming out.

Posted by: Vercingetorix at January 29, 2006 09:37 PM (LVVcX)

32 Can I get a table dance ?

Posted by: Bill at January 29, 2006 10:16 PM (s7Ian)

33 If you damn reporters stick one more freakin' microphone in my face, I'm gonna flip!!!

Posted by: LC CanForce 101 at January 30, 2006 02:21 AM (3smJS)

34 Arafat! Pull my finger!

Posted by: Leovinus at January 30, 2006 07:01 AM (fGd3a)

35 Look at this guy! And the guy next to him! And look at me! I tell you this: definitely no play for Mr. Gray! So help a brotha out!

Posted by: Venom at January 30, 2006 09:09 AM (dbxVM)

36 Ah 1, ah 2, ah 1-2-3 In heaven there is no beer, that's why we ban it here!

Posted by: Marcus Aurelius at January 30, 2006 10:24 AM (Fu9nl)

37 I am number one!
Number two is on my other hand.

Posted by: spacemonkey at January 30, 2006 10:46 AM (DN55C)

38 "This reunion of The Three Stooges will be the greatest reunion because Allah has said, nyuck nyuck nyuck for it."

Posted by: Steve Sharon at January 30, 2006 11:27 AM (OgB1i)

39 "Take my life, please!"

Posted by: mojo at January 30, 2006 01:21 PM (U9foz)

40 "You see these two criminals, they are nothing compared to me. I am biggest criminal of all, so stop your tongue and leave me to my crimes. But continue to send money."

Posted by: jesusland joe at January 30, 2006 03:49 PM (rUyw4)

41 Sorry about all that.

Right, what was I saying?

Oh, yes.

I love my wife with all my heart and soul, and I hope she doesn't see my earlier comments, because she will whup my ass.

Posted by: MikeeUSA at January 30, 2006 06:12 PM (38GkZ)

42 Defeated? Wow. Hey Rusty, did you know you were defeated? Yeah, apparently this genius discovered he could unplug his modem for a minute and it would reset his ISP address. I'm really surprised nobody ever thought of it before. Hell, Mikey probably isn't even his real name. Sheer brilliance, I tell you.
I can tell you how to ban him permanently, but you'll need some plastic, duct tape, cement blocks, a few feet of nylon rope, and a boat. I'm not very busy this week, if you want to get together. You know, to go fishing. Or something.

Posted by: Improbulus Maximus at January 30, 2006 06:22 PM (0yYS2)

43 Behold! The Arafat finger puppet!

Posted by: Ariya at January 30, 2006 06:27 PM (uxW3N)

44 Brokeback Mountain

Don't weep for me

I thought I had a pube

Until I took a pee

Posted by: MikeeUSA at January 30, 2006 06:43 PM (GjYuo)

45 Is that Sauron,and Gollum? Oh my!

Posted by: Jay@stoptheaclu.com at January 30, 2006 06:58 PM (4YGmN)

46 "one, two, three, four! we don't want your racist war!"

Posted by: jummy at January 30, 2006 07:01 PM (kGfOr)

47 A haiku:

Penis I suck

Balls slap me in the chin, yes

Jizz clouds my eyeballs

Posted by: MikeeUSA at January 30, 2006 07:05 PM (38GkZ)

48 My first fatwa! I feel even more like an infidel! Many thanks Vinnie!

Posted by: Leovinus at January 30, 2006 07:12 PM (fGd3a)

49 My idea is that we just blow up every Muslim. This world seems far better when they are not in it.

Anyone agree?

Posted by: James Horton at January 30, 2006 07:47 PM (XHqPy)

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