February 11, 2006

That photo is for the caption contest, but the below photo is for extra credit. After your caption, tell us what is uglier, the dead bird, or the pasty-ass fish-belly lardo looking at it. Heh, guess you know my answer.

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Posted by: jonny at February 11, 2006 11:42 PM (nytWC)
'Mmmmm. Rotting bird carcus. I haven't had one of those for over 2 hours.'
Posted by: MoHummers (pbumd) at February 11, 2006 11:45 PM (nKGgB)
Posted by: The Dread Pundit Bluto at February 12, 2006 12:09 AM (RHG+K)
“1!.. 2!..â€
“Wait, wait, wait! Actually someone totally different, that lives 3,000 miles away did the drawing, but they are from the same country I think… you know all of the infidels look alike to me. Anyways they lied about the Zionist holocaust, so on 3 we kill them all, Allah be praised.â€
“1!.. 2!..â€
“Wait, Wait, Wait! Mohammed lived 1,500 years ago & to be honest I’m not really sure what he looked like, they could’ve have been drawing anyone & he does kinda look like my brother in-law, Ali… Hmm, I got an Idea… On 3, we break, kill the infidels, burn their ebassay & blame the Jews!â€
“1!.. 2!.. 3!.. Death to America!â€
Posted by: PMain at February 12, 2006 12:53 AM (ImHPa)
Posted by: forest hunter at February 12, 2006 01:56 AM (Fq6zR)
Photo 2 : In an instant, the situation had become extremely dangerous. Not only had the European Bigfoot (Hasselhoffus Bananahammockus)spotted the bait, but our research team as well.
Posted by: Graeme at February 12, 2006 05:37 AM (Xtiq0)
In other news; research has shown that birds not only have superior eye-sight, but are also prone to fainting on exposure to, well, exposure.
Posted by: Jim at February 12, 2006 07:26 AM (YkmII)
Posted by: Don Surber at February 12, 2006 07:52 AM (9dzVM)
Posted by: Jeff Medcalf at February 12, 2006 08:22 AM (eer2X)
The manager of the new KFC franchise in Damascus inspects his inventory for quality and freshness hours before the restaurant opens
Posted by: Brad at February 12, 2006 09:52 AM (BJYNn)
Man on left: "Now everyone draw straws, short straw is this weeks suicide bomber."
Man with raised hand: "Say anyone know where this Grenade pin goes?"
BOTTOM
Allahu Aflack-barf
Posted by: Rodney Dill at February 12, 2006 12:14 PM (tGTSA)
Mohammed: "Ready Break? Where are our exploding helmets?"
Posted by: Steve Sharon at February 12, 2006 01:15 PM (uw4bt)
Posted by: Steve Sharon at February 12, 2006 01:20 PM (uw4bt)
Bottom:
"Thank god for the Heimlich maneuver."
Posted by: Rodney Dill at February 12, 2006 02:48 PM (tGTSA)
#1 Okay boys, unfurl the flag and FLICK YER BICs.
#2 Mmmmmm, that be yummy for the tummy. Road Kill and Dumplins for din din.
Posted by: bubbe at February 12, 2006 04:46 PM (vZBQO)
Second photo: That's not a dead bird....that's a space station.
Posted by: Venom at February 13, 2006 09:14 AM (dbxVM)
Scissors and paper? We don't need no stinking scissors and paper. Stone crushes stone so I get to burn the Swiss flag. I mean Danish! Ahhh, close enough.
Photo 2:
The swans will swoon to the Speedo man.
Posted by: Charles at February 13, 2006 10:19 AM (kiLAW)
#2: "What the hell happened to my dog?!?"
- Max
Posted by: Max at February 13, 2006 01:01 PM (WM45z)
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