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August 13, 2006

BSCC This Wax Figure Is Alive Edition

And the paper too. Can you say photoshop?

Fatwas issued for last week's contest:

The "i will cut ur neck" fatwa issued against...The Gentle Cricket for:

Pay je Ganta Solo un Wookie!"
translated"Bring me Solo and the Wookie."

The "devil will do meetballs from your bodies" fatwa issued against Dan for:

I'd really like to see that picture of you with Abraham Lincoln!

The "why u insult holly quoran?" fatwa issued against Thaitied for:

Why Helen, you are looking wonderful!
Formaldehyde?

Me no understand how clicky thing on mouse works fatwa issued against EKW

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This week's photo:

Fatwas issued in next week's edition.

Related and funny too. If I can find the one wax Castro on the telephone again I'll add it to the extended and allow captions of that one too.

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1 Is Gramma typically printed on ultra-white bond instead of newsprint?

Posted by: Improbulus Maximus at August 13, 2006 04:30 PM (v3I+x)

2 All you capitalist corporate pigs shall die......except Adidas. It is owned by my best friend Hugo Chavez, I think.

Posted by: jesusland joe at August 13, 2006 04:31 PM (rUyw4)

3 !?

Posted by: joshua at August 13, 2006 04:51 PM (8g9JA)

4 "Weekend at Fidel's"

Posted by: See-Dubya at August 13, 2006 05:38 PM (cFj3E)

5 "This is why I never let Raoul run the country. First the moron manages to lose all of my olive drab suits. Second..........I don't even know what he did to screw this up..............how is the father of the revolution supposed to enjoy taking a dump when the newspaper only has one page?"

Posted by: Graeme at August 13, 2006 06:52 PM (/LVWm)

6 See, I won the Senior Olympics and all I got was this lousy track suit. Not even a cigar!!

Posted by: bubbe at August 13, 2006 07:56 PM (vZBQO)

7 Will JIMMY CARTER be asking us to fly our flag at half-staff if he dies will carter and the usial liberal mush heads send him flowers how stupid is JIMMY CARTER?

Posted by: sandpiper at August 13, 2006 08:11 PM (stdEd)

8 I am wearing George Bush underwear, and I just ate Chilli.

Posted by: SeeMonk at August 13, 2006 08:30 PM (n4VvM)

9 look mama,I told you I would be Famous.

P Diddy unviels his new look.

Posted by: tarzan at August 13, 2006 09:05 PM (dz4G5)

10 What does it say about a communist who wears clothing made by capitalist pigs?

Posted by: RepJ at August 13, 2006 10:29 PM (L5LRS)

11 Reuters photograph by Adnan Hajj.

Posted by: Jeff Medcalf at August 13, 2006 11:18 PM (7Q2cA)

12 Reading is fundamental!

Posted by: Hal at August 13, 2006 11:21 PM (XRFpM)

13 Notice he's dressed in red, white and blue. Friggin wannabe.

Posted by: greyrooster at August 14, 2006 09:06 AM (N0n43)

14 I guess this means no big party in Miami. Or Meeamee.

Posted by: greyrooster at August 14, 2006 12:37 PM (L92U0)

15 Willie Nelson, with a bad haircut, the first Sunday morning after being appointed Texas Energy Czar by newly elected Governor Kinky Friedman.

Haywood hopes Willie understands this is meant as humor, and accepts his apology.

Posted by: haywood jablowmi at August 14, 2006 05:26 PM (VUmVc)

16 Didn't Zarqawi wear Adidas too? What is it about Adidas; do they have a special promotional deal with scumbags?

Posted by: Improbulus Maximus at August 14, 2006 06:14 PM (v3I+x)

17 Since retiring Fidel decided to blob out for a spell and let his beard grow.

Posted by: Jester at August 14, 2006 07:33 PM (TuAMG)

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