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December 18, 2006

BSCC: Excuse Yourself Edition.(Updated Fatawas Issued)

Yerin Eyerak. yer havin vittles with John Kerry. Excuse yersef from the table without insultin the cook..

No Gatway Pundit, it's not too late for a contest.

Update: Link Fixed Fatwas Issued.

The "i will cut ur neck" fatwa issued against USA, all the way! Michael Weaver
for:

This stuff is great! If I fix up a plate, and hurry, I can get this wonderful stuff to my wife before her scheduled break is over. Then she can enjoy it fresh and hot! No! Don't get up John ... I'll just be on my way, You stay right where you are ...

The "devil will do meetballs from your bodies fatwa issued against Nancy Grove for:

Sorry to have to dash off Senator, but we heard that a few of the Code Pink girls were here and well, you know they support us as much as you do...

The "why you insult holly quoran" fatwa issued against
Graeme for:

Whadya know - looks like some rain's coming. I should go make sure that all the windows on my tank are rolled up.

Nice try but no fatwa, try following the rules fatwa issued against Jeff Bargholz for:

John Kerry honors our troops by eating their food while they're out on patrol.

"You Suck" fatwa issued against myself for breaking Gateway Pundit's link (Sorry, about that).

I Better late than never. Fatwas also issued for our 9/3 Convert to Islam or Die Edition. You Really Suck" Fatwa issued against Spam Bastard for spamming this thread

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1 Link to gatewaypundit is missing its final el in "HTML".
This link works.
[Or should, if I finally got the dang Blogger link insert dialog to do what I told it to.]

Posted by: refugee at December 17, 2006 04:22 PM (ya+0h)

2 Excuse me Senator, but when you get elected president are you going to bring your horse into the Senate and name him as your replacement?

Sorry, but I've got a horrible case of the crabs and need to pick them off of my balls. Would like to stay and chit-chat, but time, tide, and crabs wait for no one.

Posted by: Perplexed at December 17, 2006 04:23 PM (nzqB7)

3 "This stuff is great! If I fix up a plate, and hurry, I can get this wonderful stuff to my wife before her scheduled break is over. Then she can enjoy it fresh and hot! No! Don't get up John ... I'll just be on my way, You stay right where you are ..."

USA, all the way!

Posted by: Michael Weaver at December 17, 2006 04:33 PM (2OHpj)

4 "Damn. Kerry already spilled his f@#&!% ketchup all over the table!"

Posted by: Jeff Bargholz at December 17, 2006 05:17 PM (bLPT+)

5 "Is he going to try and shower with us too?"

Posted by: Jeff Bargholz at December 17, 2006 05:18 PM (bLPT+)

6 "Sorry to have to dash off Senator, but we heard that a few of the Code Pink girls were here and well, you know they support us as much as you do..."

Posted by: Nancy Grove at December 17, 2006 05:26 PM (SrkHB)

7 "Where is my caviar? Do you know who I am? I'm a US Senator! I married the richest dowager in the world! I should be President!"

Posted by: Jeff Bargholz at December 17, 2006 05:31 PM (bLPT+)

8 "If you were clever and educated like me, you wouldn't be here in Iraq. Why am I here? I voted to eat breakfast before I voted against it!"

Posted by: Jeff Bargholz at December 17, 2006 05:38 PM (bLPT+)

9 "Where are the white flags? I have a 7 point plan."

Posted by: Jeff Bargholz at December 17, 2006 05:39 PM (bLPT+)

10 Whadya know - looks like some rain's coming. I should go make sure that all the windows on my tank are rolled up.

Posted by: Graeme at December 17, 2006 05:53 PM (jwvcs)

11 "If I was wearing my magic hat they'd be looking at me with respect."

Posted by: Stephen Macklin at December 17, 2006 07:27 PM (Z3kjO)

12 "Hey guys, this yellow arm bracelet means I give oral sex. Why wont anybody sit next to me?"

Posted by: Jeff Bargholz at December 17, 2006 07:31 PM (bLPT+)

13 Kerry supports the troops by eating PFC Gomer's food while he's in the john.

Posted by: Jeff Bargholz at December 17, 2006 07:34 PM (bLPT+)

Kerry's last supper. He died shortly after from poison in his chow. The entire mess hall cheered wildly for 20 minutes, then dumped his body in the nearest latrine.

Posted by: Jeff Bargholz at December 17, 2006 07:38 PM (bLPT+)

15 "You mean you eat with plastic utensils every day?"

"Why do you keep leaning back every time the guy wants to take a picture?"

Posted by: Fred Fry at December 17, 2006 08:22 PM (i6csM)

16 One of these things is not like the others;

...one of these things just doesn't belong...

Posted by: Mark at December 17, 2006 08:51 PM (jeusk)

17 "Fuck off you three pricked billy goat - I wouldn't piss up your asshole if your guts were on fire. By they way - what were John Astin and Caroyln Jones really like and how did Fester do that trick with the light bulb?"

Posted by: Max Power at December 17, 2006 09:52 PM (PM8kH)

18 "This jello is nice, but why aren't we raping civillians and razing villages in a fashion reminiscent of Ghengis Khan? Show me how you cut off ears, cut off heads, tape wires to human genitals and turn up the power, cut off limbs, blow up bodies, shoot at civilians, and poison food in addition to the normal ravage of war. I want...Hey! D you know who I am? Leggo! What are yo...eeeee! Nooo! AAAHHH! MOMMEEE!!!

Posted by: Jeff Bargholz at December 17, 2006 10:38 PM (bLPT+)

19 John Kerry honors our troops by eating their food while they're out on patrol.

Posted by: Jeff Bargholz at December 17, 2006 10:47 PM (bLPT+)

20 John Kerry eats alone in a crowded room.

Posted by: Jeff Bargholz at December 17, 2006 10:48 PM (bLPT+)

21 "Ouch! I can't believe I cut myself with a plastic folk. Could I earn another Purple Heart for this?"

Posted by: Capp at December 18, 2006 12:40 AM (XgLFc)

22 Kerry deserves a real medal if he gets out of that mess hall alive.

Posted by: Jeff Bargholz at December 18, 2006 12:46 AM (bLPT+)

23 Don't blame the cook, John. It tastes like shit cause we fixed up your plate special. Oh, I am so sorry. I suppose an educated person would have said it tastes like 'excrement', I do beg your pardon. And do you enjoy your warm lemonade ... ?

USA, all the way!

Posted by: Michael Weaver at December 18, 2006 05:42 AM (2OHpj)

24 "Soooo... did I tell you fellows that I served in Vietnam? ... You do know where Vietnam is, right?"

Posted by: Stewed Hamm at December 18, 2006 07:04 AM (IoR5s)

25 Thank you for the fatwa, but were all in this together (except Kerry). And death to AP!

USA, all the way!

Posted by: Michael Weaver at December 18, 2006 01:43 PM (2OHpj)

26 Can someone please remove the spam? I hope the spammer is being spammed in retaliation.

Its probably the work of Ketchup kerry's staff. They're still angry that their fake but accurate memo backfired.

Posted by: Jeff Bargholz at December 18, 2006 07:04 PM (bLPT+)

27 What's this kerry sucking up to the troops, go away senator.

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