January 17, 2007

Bottom Five Professions Ranking Above Mainstream Journalist

With the spate of fake and staged news coming out of the Middle East, all designed to undermine the United States and its allies in the War on Terror, a new South Hamilton Institute of Technology poll shows American Journalists sucking hind teat to more respected occupations.

The last five ranking above "Journalist" are:

5. Crack Whore
4. Male Crack Whore
3. Crack Whore Pimp
2. Keith Olbermann's Fluffer, Raoul
1. Boil Sucker

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1 Strangely enough, all five of those occupations are deeply involved with journalism.


Personally, I'd rather be a boil sucker or even a female crack whore than Keith Olberman's fluffer.

Posted by: Jeff Bargholz at January 17, 2007 07:05 PM (abVz3)

2 You forgot pedophiles, who are just a notch above journalists and politicians.

Posted by: Improbulus Maximus at January 20, 2007 01:36 PM (eGb9y)

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