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May 27, 2007

Blog Sabbath Caption Contest: Time Travel Edition

Travel forward in time to Tuesday morning and caption this photo of former The Spew moderator Rosie O'Donnell when she wakes up, realizes she's unemployed and the both the hundred dollar an hour armed bodyguards are gone, took the last last 12 pack and ate every last effing Fruit Loop in the house.

Also Charlie Sheen has decided not to narrate the Loose Change sequel. Since the 911 Truth Movement has become less fashionable, he made a choice not believe it anymore. Kind of like the choice he made to believe in it when he thought it could get him some attention, but the opposite.

Alternate caption image: What does Rosie the Hut say to Princess Sheen when he tells her he doesn't want to do the 911 nutjob gig?

Image Credit Holland Studios

We really can't issue fatwas on this till Rosie rolls her big behind out of bed, has a couple beers and lays out the depths of her sadness in the ask ro section of her blog. Hopefully by noon on Tuesday

Imaged Credit: Crotchety Old Bastard, Hat Tip: 1sttofight.

Update Fatwas Issued!

The "i will cut ur neck" fatwa issued against Billy for:

Kahlid Sheik O'Donnell expressed her relief to reporters after her expedited exit from "The View". "I think I just need to take some time off", she said. "You have no idea how hard it has been for me to keep my body hair shaved for the show. Besides, now I'll be able to spend more quality time at home smacking my beyotch around."

The "devil will do meetballs from your bodies fatwa issued against Dr. Akim Ullshitbay for:

Okay professor, the machine works. Now change us back.

The "Matt Damon" fatwa issued against Rslutty for:

Matt Damon

Posted by: Howie at 06:04 PM | Comments (11) | Add Comment
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1 Everyone, including Charlie has to sober up sometime. I vaguely remember the last time I was sober, Uh, maybe that was just a dream.

Thanks for the hattip, made my day.

Posted by: 1sttofight at May 27, 2007 07:45 PM (51r8a)

2 okay professor the machine works. now change us back.

Posted by: dr. akim ullshitbay at May 27, 2007 07:56 PM (uU3C8)

3 matt damon...............

Posted by: Rusty at May 27, 2007 08:15 PM (JQjhA)

4 Kahlid Sheik O'Donnell expressed her relief to reporters after her expedited exit from "The View". "I think I just need to take some time off", she said. "You have no idea how hard it has been for me to keep my body hair shaved for the show. Besides, now I'll be able to spend more quality time at home smacking my beyotch around."

Posted by: Billy at May 27, 2007 09:18 PM (fpGC4)

5 Howie,
Do one of Rosie as Baron Harkonan from the Dune series of novels
:-)
lol

Posted by: Garduneh Mehr at May 27, 2007 10:16 PM (EdIIN)

6 I'm sorry Rusty, employees of The Jawa Report are not eligible to win except under special circumstances. Such as, you explain to me just WTF Matt Damon has to do with this.

Posted by: Darth Odie at May 27, 2007 10:17 PM (YHZAl)

7 Oh no, She's the Godemperor, Leto II. Garduneh, I would do one if I could. Email Holland J might do one for you if you are nice. I suck at that stuff.

Posted by: Darth Odie at May 27, 2007 10:19 PM (YHZAl)

8 matt damon

Posted by: Rusty at May 27, 2007 11:03 PM (JQjhA)

9 Oh, now I understand, "Matt Damon."

Posted by: Darth Odie at May 28, 2007 11:26 AM (YHZAl)

10 Please, oh please someone put that first picture on a T-Shirt and tell me where I can buy it! Comedy gold!

Posted by: tbone at May 29, 2007 10:50 AM (HGqHt)

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