October 01, 2006
Since we have been taking some criticism over our offensivness to Islam from “some people†the rules this week are. Name or explain just what figure A. represents. No mention of Islam or Muslims allowed. There is a correct answer and yours must be both offensive and funny. Non-funny offensive comments may not stay ;) Fatwas will be issued. Get yours.
Fatwas issued for our last contest.
The "i will cut ur neck" fatwa issued against... Adam's Mom for:
Oh, Adam, couldn't you have just joined the Scientologists or some nice Hare Krishna group instead?The "devil will do meetballs from your bodies" fatwa issued against…Jonathan Johnstone for:
Adam, what flavour is my bayonette?The "why u insult holly quoran?" fatwa issued against Jack's Smirking Revenge for:
Bollocks. Bolshy great yarblockos to thee and thine.Disclaimer(for our new readers): The titles for our Fatwas are actual statements from our reader love mail, mostly from our tolerant Muslim friends in Turkey.
Update :Fatwas issued!
The "i will cut ur neck" fatwa issued against...pivalleygirl for:
It's Bill Clinton who just swallowed the cigar he was licking.The "devil will do meetballs from your bodies" fatwa issued against…Darth
Vag for:
Ron Jeremy on a Halal diet !The "why u insult holly quoran?" fatwa issued against Stan the Infidel for:
I'm sorry Mistress Hillary, I'm choking on your IUD!!"Answer: Fig A represents a little Ethiopian kid choking to death on a grain of rice. I know I know. It's just so wrong on every level. Common joke on the playgorund when I was young.
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Posted by: jesusland joe at October 01, 2006 01:45 PM (rUyw4)
Fig. A - The BUUUUUUUUUUUURPPPP DNC's newly unveiled model of the FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRT ideal American male: always unhappy BUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRP because of his constant awareness of the superiority of FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRT GURGLE GURGLE SQEEEEEEEEEK women and his guilt about the decadent West's neglect of oppressed brown people around the world and destruction of the FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRT PLOP PLOP PLOP environment, no upper or lower body strength, no testicles and SQEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK PLOP digestive problems resulting in the stomach area being always gripped, brought about by the routine consumption of BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRP eco-friendly bean curd products.
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EXCELLENT!!!
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Posted by: Howie at October 01, 2006 09:57 PM (YdcZ0)
He offered his daughter use of the car only if she would felate him.
After initially refusing, she submitted to his will.
After a minute of going down on him, she looked up at her daddy Abdul, and said that his cock tasted like shit.
This jogged his memory, and he told her that he was sorry, he forgot he had already lent the car to his son for the evening.
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