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October 08, 2006

Blog Sabbath Caption Contest : Jawa Remote News Team Edition

Reuters has stringers. We have stringers.

Posted by: Howie at 03:54 PM | Comments (19) | Add Comment
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1 Do not worry, Mr. Stringer! I will get you there as fastly as humanly possible so you can fauxtograph what the enemy isn't doing to us, fauxtoshop it and help us deceive the world. And I'm sorry about the smell. My wife's goat took the trouble to pass water on this motorcycle. Praise Allah swt and his Prophet Muhammad pbuh that it was not an elephant. Allahu Akbar!!!

Posted by: Big White Infidel at October 08, 2006 07:20 PM (UaNUN)

2 our stringer needs to make the JAWA logo a bit more discreet.... The pajamadeen are adept at detecting frauds...

(side note: next rapid motion shot, make sure motion blur option is checked in photoshop...)

Posted by: mrclark at October 08, 2006 07:48 PM (ESvxd)

3 Durk durk allah! Muhammed jihad. Bac, baclava. Hoc.Shirpa shirpa.

Posted by: Good lt at October 08, 2006 08:44 PM (l08va)

4 That's Vinnie riding bitch !

Posted by: Darth Vag at October 08, 2006 08:53 PM (HSkSw)

5 Tank you berry much, dis is much betta den old smelly camel.... Oh , ...and death to amerika..weeeeeeeeee!!!

Posted by: Billy at October 08, 2006 10:13 PM (nlgQw)

6 Darth Vag (aka Greg) lovingly embraces his mother as they ride away from their secret love-nest.

Posted by: Vinnie at October 09, 2006 02:12 AM (/qy9A)

7 WTF ? Mother ?

You think I'm a momma's boy ?

You forget I'm a fire-breathing Longhorn.
Geezus.

I may be a steer, but as for Greg, he's just a queer.

Posted by: Darth Vag at October 09, 2006 02:55 AM (HSkSw)

Hurry up and get me to the Green Helmet Fauxto session!! Al-Reuters and Hizbullah are providing free punch and pie, and I might actually get to see some real victims!!

Posted by: Big White Infidel at October 09, 2006 04:14 AM (KVq9p)

9 You guys are bigots.

Posted by: Rhyleh at October 09, 2006 05:55 AM (Q+ifs)

10 Is a bias against muslim extremism bigotry?

Posted by: SeeMonk at October 09, 2006 07:50 AM (7teJ9)

11 ^{"You guys are bigots."}

That hurts our feewings.

Posted by: Good Lt at October 09, 2006 09:43 AM (yT+NK)

12 You guys are bigots.

You're damn right. I'm a bigot when it comes to radical islam. I can't stand a damn one of them, and I'm of the bigoted opinion that they need to be dealt with, before they return the World to the 7th C. I don't want the World to go back there.

Posted by: jesusland joe at October 09, 2006 12:02 PM (rUyw4)

13 The Arab version of Evel Knievel, known as "Jew Kajew," prepares to jump over 16 flaming Israeli school buses...

Posted by: wooga at October 09, 2006 01:38 PM (tAB8A)

14 Here's the thing that makes you bigoted - your comments seem to suggest that you view ALL MUSLIMS AS EXTREMISTS. This is the very height of irony, as your assumption 1) shows your deep-seated bigotry against people you claim to want to liberate and 2) marks you as prejudiced extremists.

Posted by: Rhyleh at October 09, 2006 03:32 PM (Q+ifs)

15 Rhyleh: Hey dumbass this is a caption contest lighten up. No serious discussiion allowed. Fucking retard

Posted by: Howie at October 09, 2006 03:37 PM (YdcZ0)

Screenshot of the new Iranian produced show "STRiNGS" featuring the adventures of motorcycle "journalists" Khaleed and his dashing partner Abdul al Poncherelo.

Posted by: Graeme at October 09, 2006 05:24 PM (jsohK)

17 Yes! Yes! Yes! I see several more a nice big bumps coming up towards your right, Abdul! I just loves the feel of my throbbing member as it penetrates ever deeper into your puckering chocolate alleyway Abdul! Allah Akbar! Allah Akbar! Oh Allah is sooo Great! Yes he is! Allah! Allah! Allah! Yes! Yes! Yes!

Posted by: Last gasp Larry at October 09, 2006 07:35 PM (Dd86v)

Yep, I'm a bigot. Intolerant against Islamotards.

Posted by: Big White Infidel at October 10, 2006 09:49 AM (T1CVr)

19 There's my editor. Quick!! Get me outta here before he finds out I'm getting 'real' news!!

Posted by: Big White Infidel at October 11, 2006 08:07 AM (MQaqg)

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