October 24, 2005
Fatwas will be issued sometime before Monday Night Football.
(I can't remember who's standing on the left, just barely in the picture, could be Demosophist, maybe Bluto. Then again, I don't remember much about that meeting...who would?)
We have fatwas
Graeme for "Rusty Shackelford had always wanted to be like Hugh Hefner, but high operating costs prevented him from realising his dream. That is, until he found four contributors who weren't inclined to read their contracts properly."
Filthy Allah for "Dear Sweet Christ. This is better than Scott Baio hopped up on Goofballs and half naked! I have not seen so many sexy seniors in ages! Are those scars from Oatmeal burns?"
Jesusland Joe for "It's burqa time, baby!"
Honorable Mention:
Rodney Dill for "Even though he's been out of office for a while, Internship wannabe's line up daily at 15 Old House Lane in Chappaqua, NY."
Sorta Dishonorable Mention, But Would Have Been A Winner If He Had Read The Rules, Which I Email Out Every Saturday Without Fail, I Swear:
Matt, for "OK, can't use image tags, but here's my entry" (dude, you can't answer a question with a question, and you can't caption a picture with a picture even if it is hilarious).
Only mentioning it because he frightens me Mention:
Mr. Venom, for "While still searching for the elusive weapons of mass destruction, U.N. weapons inspectors announce the discovery of Saddam Hussein's weapons of mass disgust."
Dishonorable Mention:
I couldn't decide between the two, but they know who they are.
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Posted by: Kick the Retardlican Scroat at October 23, 2005 04:42 AM (CX9+v)
Posted by: Kick the Retardlican Scroat at October 23, 2005 04:59 AM (CX9+v)
or
The Great Escape .. from Gitmo
or
Hey Bubba, can you spare a dime?
or
What I "contribute" is personal, very, very personal.
Posted by: Bubbe at October 23, 2005 05:10 AM (cbAi4)
Posted by: Graeme at October 23, 2005 06:37 AM (Z9doT)
Posted by: Wizard at October 23, 2005 07:15 AM (CX9+v)
Posted by: Marcus Aurelius at October 23, 2005 07:33 AM (8ZzO5)
-Genesis 2:2
Posted by: resident at October 23, 2005 08:26 AM (sOiyv)
- Isaiah 58, 13
Posted by: resident at October 23, 2005 08:29 AM (sOiyv)
"Wail; for the DAY OF THE LORD is at hand; it shall come as a destruction from the Almighty."
- Isaiah 13:6
"And we shall mock THE LORD with invocations of THE SABBATH and exposeth our bared breasts in mockery of the honor of HIS day."
- Paraphrase, in response to Conservative Christian mockery of the Sabbath
Posted by: resident at October 23, 2005 08:37 AM (sOiyv)
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Posted by: KG at October 23, 2005 10:01 PM (YPmsQ)
or
"They're fake, and unspectacular!"
Posted by: Venom at October 24, 2005 10:28 AM (dbxVM)
NICE TRY BIOCHES!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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