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June 03, 2007

Blog Sabbath Caption Contest: Human Shield Edition

Caption this image of a young Iraqi boy taking cover behind a US soldier.

Hat Tip: Gateway Pundit.

Update: Fatwa's Issued.

The "i will cut ur neck" fatwa issued against TBinSTL for:

American soldiers, too lazy to walk, force Iraqi children to try to carry them on their shoulders.

The "devil will do meetballs from your bodies" fatwa issued against Capitalist Infidel for:

What a real human shield looks like!

The new and improved cryptic "I feel like I'm moderating a very whiney third grader's recessâ€ fatwa issued against Howie for:

â€œI donâ€™t give a F*ck!â€

Posted by: Howie at 07:09 AM | Comments (37) | Add Comment
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1 hep me infidel, hep me!

Posted by: dr. akim ullshitbay at June 03, 2007 08:56 AM (uU3C8)

2 boy am i glad you're a fat ass infidel.

Posted by: dr. akim ullshitbay at June 03, 2007 08:57 AM (uU3C8)

3 Do I smell, butt cheese?

Posted by: Humour Funny Dude at June 03, 2007 09:02 AM (+fakY)

4 Is that an IED in your pocket, little boy, or are you just happy to see me?

Joking aside, that pic needs no caption.

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at June 03, 2007 09:14 AM (K/lgF)

5 Stuck on You 2
See what happens when two wacky co-joined twins hit the streets of Baghdad. One is a peace loving hippy, the other a terrorist @ss kicker from the 82nd. Hilarity ensues, and lessons are learned by both of them.

Ropert: "Two co-joined thumbs up."
Seattle Post: "Great movie except for anything positive about the US."
Jamil Hussein: "This movie caused the death of 5,000 sheiks at the hands of those two co-joined twins. Oh and death to America!!!!!"

Posted by: scaulen at June 03, 2007 09:40 AM (uIlAc)

6 OK little bro, which one took your lunch money and gave you the swirly????

Posted by: scaulen at June 03, 2007 09:41 AM (uIlAc)

7 Can I be the first to grap your wallet when you get shot?

Posted by: greyrooster at June 03, 2007 09:42 AM (vp5rw)

8 Ist to be in line for dancing in the street if soldier gets killed.

Posted by: greyrooster at June 03, 2007 09:42 AM (vp5rw)

9 Yankees go home! Yankees go home.
Uh, except this one.

Posted by: DSkinner at June 03, 2007 09:44 AM (WIKFA)

10 No caption necessary.

Check the young, healthy Iraqi men running away, while our soldier fearlessly
goes toward the danger to help. Those Iraqis should be helping to fight the
insurgency. What was it Lyndon Johnson said - "We are not about to send American boys 9 or
10000 miles away from home to do what Asian boys ought to be doing for
themselves." This should also apply to Iraqi boys.

The saddest part about this image, imo, is that this young boy will probably
grow up laughing about how the 'stupid Americans can be used as shields.' These
people have no honor. An Infidel's act of bravery to protect them means nothing
to people who would willingly sacrifice their children to Allah in order to
obtain their 72 virgins in Islam's X-rated heaven.

Posted by: DJM at June 03, 2007 10:01 AM (qEUo5)

11 Where do you want me to set up this imperialist infidel mannequin, Mr. Hajj? Well, make up your mind, I have to get in makeup soon so they can parade my corpse around.

Posted by: Stewed Hamm at June 03, 2007 10:04 AM (oww58)

12 "Hey Rocky... watch me pull a rabbit out of this ass..."

Posted by: Kafir at June 03, 2007 10:40 AM (HsmTD)

13 This might be boring but.........."What a real human shield looks like!"

Posted by: Capitalist Infidel at June 03, 2007 12:46 PM (WNnHL)

14 Operation Together Forward
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Operation_Together_Forward

Posted by: John Ryan at June 03, 2007 02:52 PM (Ax4MR)

15 Please Mr. Soldierman take me to where the women are. This place is full of pussy's and their not the good kind.

Posted by: Rome at June 03, 2007 02:57 PM (/GrlO)

16 John Ryan,
It kind of struck me how like that scared little Iraqi boy you are: both of you are hiding behind soldiers, yours for the free speech they protect, which you then use to stab them in the back.

Posted by: davec at June 03, 2007 03:21 PM (kcDpP)

17 AP Teaser: A crowd of innocent Iraqis scatters as US mercenaries senselessly open fire - one child desperately tries to stop the violence by biting a soldier, but, alas, he lost his teeth to the occupation.

Posted by: Doug at June 03, 2007 03:39 PM (W8J8T)

18 I challenge the leftist airhead in comment number 10 to tell us all what he would do, at the scene of a terrorist suicide bombing, without weapons, training, or body armor. I further challenge him to explain why young Iraqis continue to queue up in large numbers at recruiting stations for the Iraqi army and police, knowing that these lines are a favorite target of al Qaeda terrorists, often resulting in dozens of deaths at a time.

The caption for this iconic image: Why We Fight.

Posted by: The Dread Pundit Bluto at June 03, 2007 03:40 PM (q6AiT)

19 "man that was a good shit....but is something still hanging...???"

Posted by: dr. akim ullshitbay at June 03, 2007 04:23 PM (qEOBJ)

20 Amazing comments about this some of them totally discusting. I suggest most of you go post on Daily Kos. This is a child afraid and took it upon himself to have our soldier help him. He is a sitting duck by doing this. Yes, the men are running away but do you see any of them with weapons? I am damn proud that soldier is protecting him. As #18 stated "this is why we fight".

Posted by: allahakchew at June 03, 2007 05:19 PM (m2p07)

21 Easy with the hand kiddo, I'm not a ventriloquist's dummy!

Posted by: Baron Von Ottomatic at June 03, 2007 05:58 PM (PqnDK)

22 Bluto, I don't know what people would or should do at the scene of a suicide bombing. All I know that in Israel everybody rushes to help the injured before rescuers arrive, and if hospitals are not too distant, victims who can climb into passing cars will be evacuated even before the ambulances arrive. I remeber a particularly vicious attack on a school bus where the first to give aid were kids from another school bus that was passing by.
Now if the picture were of a Palestinian kid taking cover behind an IDF soldier (as I would hate for anyone to think that I might be poking fun at your troops, God bless and keep them all), in view of the propaganda and photoshopping and biased reporting and all, I would offer the following text:
Israeli occupying soldier using Palestinian baby as human shield to cover his back while cowardly running from Hamas/Fatah freedom fighters.

Posted by: busywwolf at June 03, 2007 06:29 PM (aDdfK)

Busywwolf: do they run up while shots are still being fired, because that's what's been reported to be the case in this photo. If so, I salute their courage...if not their wisdom.

Posted by: The Dread Pundit Bluto at June 03, 2007 06:53 PM (q6AiT)

24 not to mention bombings in Iraq are often done using multiple vehicles, the first one clears the way and the next ones are used to create mass casualty events (like the ones in the markets and the Baghdad Hotel)

Posted by: davec at June 03, 2007 07:21 PM (kcDpP)

25 Come on....shilll looking for a winner.......

Posted by: Darth Odie at June 03, 2007 08:28 PM (YHZAl)

26 "Come with me if you want to live." (Schwarzenegger in T2)

Posted by: N. Lihach at June 03, 2007 08:32 PM (B9gU1)

27 Bluto, I meant suicide bombings, you know, dynamite belts. I suppose if a terrorist starts shooting, then people take cover until someone with a gun can do the job. And yes, there have been cases where a second charge was denotated when rescuers rushed to the scene. That doesn't deter anyone though. People will still rush to help. It's neither courage nor wisdom - it's life. Soldiers or security guards often identify a potential suicide bomber and block them with their own bodies, sometimes paying with their own lives, or suffering severe disabilities. When they can be interviewed they say: I wasn't thinking about myself, I was just doing what I was trained to do.
Just google Roni Gozlan (in fact I posted his story not long ago: Roni's victory

or Natan Sandaka. The courage displayed by some people is just unbelievable, but as we say in Israel - May God never put us to the test!
God bless!

Posted by: busywwolf at June 03, 2007 08:49 PM (aDdfK)

28 #18, I'm not a leftist. I think you mis-read my comment. I pointed out that our soldier was the one fearlessly facing the danger, while these Iraqis, leaving their children behind, flee for safety. As another pointed out, Israelis rush to help, even unprotected. Americans rush to help, even unprotected.

It does irk me that as our soldiers risk life and limb to defend these people, Iraqis are not stepping up to defend themselves. I have no doubt that many Iraqis see no point of risking their lives to defend their country when infidels are so willing to do it.

BTW, it's nice to see you can comment without petty insults.

Posted by: DJM at June 03, 2007 08:54 PM (qEUo5)

29 The braver human shield.

Posted by: hadsil at June 03, 2007 09:11 PM (YOX/c)

30 Soldier should have kid out front...oh...that's right...they kill their own kids...no protection there.

Posted by: lugh lampfhota at June 03, 2007 09:44 PM (YlZyD)

31 28: If it quacks like a duck... I usually assume it's a duck. Insulting Iraqis in general is a trait of the Left, usually followed by demands for redeployment to Okinawa, an investigation of the "truth" of 9/11, and calls for impeachment.
As the commenter from Israel noted, even Israelis probably wouldn't rush out into small arms fire. Here's another view of the scene with commentary that says gunfire erupted after the bombing: http://www.prosebeforehos.com/alec/05/29/happy-memorial-day/
Maybe you didn't realize this.

You do realize that the Iraqi police and army have taken heavy casualties, yet still have lots of volunteers in those vulnerable lines outside their recruiting stations, don't you?

Posted by: The Dread Pundit Bluto at June 03, 2007 10:02 PM (q6AiT)

32 The report I read said the image was captured after a car bombing. You may find this hard to believe, but not everyone has the time to check every single blog and website out there.

As for quacking like a duck... the same could be said for arrogance as well.

Posted by: DJM at June 03, 2007 10:21 PM (qEUo5)

"Arrogance?" Which one of us was it that said all the Iraqis were cowards?

Posted by: The Dread Pundit Bluto at June 03, 2007 10:52 PM (q6AiT)

34 American soldiers, too lazy to walk, force Iraqi children to try to carry them on their shoulders.

Posted by: TBinSTL at June 03, 2007 11:41 PM (MSiPb)

35 "role model"

Posted by: General Disarray at June 04, 2007 06:31 PM (iK3oF)

36 Yea Bluto you name calling jerk.

Posted by: greyrooster at June 05, 2007 12:38 AM (1h1Tb)

37 vpgbite devhkr cotabqwnl jlnqzda wncjvbp lxjcbvoe bldmosn

Posted by: aqxpzluve kvnpogdi at June 16, 2007 11:10 AM (tSHDH)

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