Caption this picture of Rusty at last year's American Political Science Association meeting
Mr. Venom, for:
Make sure to check next weekend, I may have a picture of Rusty from THIS year's meeting for you to caption.
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Rusty Shackelford in his winning presentation "Infantilist with Lightsaber" in the 2004 all-APSA Fetishism contest.
Posted by: caltechgirl at August 28, 2005 03:23 AM (ZqNBm)
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Rusty battles the evils that threaten the modern world: Islamofascists, Leftists and Diaper Rash.
Posted by: MKL at August 28, 2005 06:10 AM (UMmcc)
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Having reached Power Point presentation overload, Dr. Rusty Shackelford uses his lightsabre/emphasis pointer againt Prof. Ernie Dorkelmeister's laptop during his presentation: "Halliburton's role in the construction of the Deathstar - the Jewish domination of Ewok oil". According to police, "Shackelford has obviously had paramilitary training in his parents' basement since he is well aware that stripping to the waist makes you invulnerable, like Rambo and Bruce Willis. However he seems to have gone for extra protection by removing his pants as well. We have never seen this strategy before." Shackelford later stated that he uses the adult diaper to store extra ammunition for his blaster (not pictured here, since he cannot afford a Jedi utility belt on his university salary.
Posted by: Graeme at August 28, 2005 07:12 AM (Gm6tV)
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Improbulus Maximus delights Jawa readers with this still image he has procured of what Greg has been doing during his absence from the comments section. Greg, in his anger and paranoia about the Jooos, has been busy with Jedi training in an empty warehouse to "get back at those losers" for all the teasing he's had to endure. Full video to be released later this fall.
Posted by: Oyster at August 28, 2005 07:49 AM (YudAC)
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The Political-theorist Warrior
Posted by: Terlen at August 28, 2005 08:55 AM (Abe/8)
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"Okay, if I hold this saber just right, the girls will go wild over my shadow...Look how long it looks!"
Posted by: Lisa at August 28, 2005 10:28 AM (VHByo)
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Rusty clears the lecture hall with his presentation entitled, "The Modern, Middle-Aged Star Wars Kid: A How-To Lesson in Psy-Ops Training."
Posted by: Feisty at August 28, 2005 10:35 AM (/AUe+)
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Darth Vader isn't nearly so intimidating without that suit.
Posted by: Lakebear at August 28, 2005 11:42 AM (7EVyU)
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The smell is strong with this one. Cover me, I'm on the leader.
Posted by: Howie at August 28, 2005 12:14 PM (D3+20)
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After going years without a fatwa Dr. Rusty Shackleford finally suffered a mental breakdown. Dr. Shacklefor now resides in the Tattooine Pastures Mental Facility, he can be seen wearing only depends and reenacting his favorite scenes from Star Wars during visitor's hours.
Posted by: phin at August 28, 2005 12:24 PM (DGPlf)
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"I'd like to see Luke Skywalker do that."
"I don't want to see anything do that."
Posted by: Dave Schuler at August 28, 2005 12:41 PM (GGDE0)
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"So just what is the key to being the universes oldest Jedi Knight?"
"Eh, Depends."
Posted by: Rodney Dill at August 28, 2005 12:44 PM (tGTSA)
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Depends, ha! You would mock the Mighty Dr. Rusty? Take that, and that and that. Dr. Rusty wears only Fatwa Issue Thong .. Butt Floss of the Greatest Jawa Warriors.
Posted by: Bubbe at August 28, 2005 01:08 PM (cbAi4)
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Rusty introduces a more effective "suicide bombing" method. He simply approaches a crowd and strips to his tighty whiteys... the crowd voluntarily blows themselves up.
Posted by: Jason Smith at August 28, 2005 01:15 PM (TwSjW)
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Beware bin laden the latest of jedi knights is in training and is out to get you
Posted by: sandpiper at August 28, 2005 02:01 PM (S97cI)
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Kimberly-Clark rejects movie tie-in. Millions grateful.
Posted by: Jim at August 28, 2005 02:32 PM (ponKd)
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daym you, you photographers....face my mighty wrath!!!!...i have to get to my summo match!!!
Posted by: THANOS35 at August 28, 2005 03:42 PM (hcN1S)
Posted by: The Good Lieutenant at August 28, 2005 05:33 PM (0VsOs)
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I think I'm going to be ill.
Posted by: The Fly at August 28, 2005 06:28 PM (9qAcs)
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And I thought Saddam looked bad in his skivvies.
Posted by: Don Surber at August 28, 2005 07:35 PM (9dzVM)
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Any chance that swelling will go down on its own?
Posted by: Bubbe at August 28, 2005 10:14 PM (cbAi4)
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Jedi knight invades Abu Graib. More detainees talk.
Posted by: Moto at August 29, 2005 02:33 AM (Lb1XP)
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"Terrorists in Canada end hunger strike and fight back"
Posted by: devildog6771 at August 29, 2005 07:36 AM (VT3Uv)
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"I see your Schwartz is as big as mine..."
Posted by: Venom at August 29, 2005 10:39 AM (dbxVM)
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When not using his light saber as an ad hoc bug zapper, Luke Skywalker's lesser known half brother, Ralph, just hung around the house in his underware drinking beer and watching re-runs of
Leave it to Beaver
Posted by: Rodney Dill at August 29, 2005 12:15 PM (uuLaY)
Posted by: Mike at August 29, 2005 03:34 PM (8Bx+v)
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I ate what I wanted! Now...to die like a man!
Posted by: Stephen at August 30, 2005 04:58 PM (c7OtT)
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