July 06, 2006

But Don't Call It A Death Cult

Ride the rug or die.

Somali Muslims who fail to perform daily prayers will be killed in accordance with Qur'anic law under a new edict issued by a leading cleric in the Islamic courts union African Taliban [edited according to the wishes of Father - Vinnie] that controls Mogadishu.

The requirement for Muslims to observe the five-times daily ritual under penalty of death was announced late on Wednesday and appears to confirm the hard-line nature of the increasingly powerful Sharia courts in the capital.

Leave the faith? Die.

Be a homosexual? Die.

Pre-marital sex, or even get raped? Die.

Show an image of the Prophet? Die.

Insult the Koran, real or perceived? Die.

You get the picture. ROPMA.

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Posted by: Vinnie at 06:16 PM | Comments (10) | Add Comment
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1 Well if you saw the movie Syriana you'd know that they're only like that because of the evil oil companies.

You people are ignorant.

Posted by: Jesusland Carlos at July 06, 2006 06:33 PM (8e/V4)

2 What? Not using the "African Taliban" moniker? How is it ever supposed to catch on if you, my own son, won't even use it!!!!!!!

Posted by: Rusty at July 06, 2006 06:37 PM (HdEeR)

3 Rug-burns for everyone!!

Posted by: Aries37 at July 06, 2006 07:03 PM (5q8aZ)

4 Fixed!

Posted by: Vinnie Editor In Chief Pro Tempore at July 06, 2006 07:05 PM (/qy9A)

5 PBUV (Peace be upon vinnie).

So, will we get some 'moderate' Islamists arguing that "the death penalty is too extreme" but that they'd support "a fine"?

Posted by: Rusty at July 06, 2006 07:21 PM (HdEeR)

6 How does CAIR feel about that?

Posted by: Leatherneck at July 06, 2006 08:45 PM (D2g/j)

7 You could also include

Watch World Cup soccer: Die

Posted by: Jackson at July 06, 2006 10:30 PM (rZpOI)

8 I'm sure I could include many, many more.

Have at it.

Posted by: Vinnie Editor In Chief Pro Tempore at July 06, 2006 11:15 PM (/qy9A)

9 How about, be a muslim and die. Better suited for the good of the civilized world.
Save a goats virginity. OUTLAW ISLAM!

Posted by: greyrooster at July 07, 2006 10:05 AM (Cha30)

10 And all this while the liberal left-wing news media are calling christains fanatics becuase they oppose sex education and evolution revionist history and envroemental brainwashing and gay rights

Posted by: sandpiper at July 09, 2006 06:50 PM (uPdgJ)

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