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September 07, 2005

Afghanistan Rumor

A source is telling me that there will be some major news out of Afghanistan in the next few weeks. I wonder what I possibly could be implying?

These rumors have been wrong in the past. Call it wishful thinking. The source, though, is taking this all rather seriously. Not his usual MO.

Posted by: Rusty at 02:50 PM | Comments (29) | Add Comment
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1 Maybe the Afghan males have stopped fornicating with sheep. That would be pretty big news, let me tell you.

Posted by: Wine-aholic at September 07, 2005 03:17 PM (Wsn+K)

2 Maybe something to do with bin Laden?

Posted by: Mike at September 07, 2005 03:21 PM (M7kiy)

3 Major positive?

Posted by: ericj at September 07, 2005 03:21 PM (hrQvk)

4 Free opium for all American citizens over 21?

Posted by: See-Dubya at September 07, 2005 03:28 PM (firVH)

5 Jihad Boyâ€™s Miss October is from Kabul?

Posted by: Brad at September 07, 2005 03:31 PM (3OPZt)

6 Let's get the odds rolling:

OBL caught/dead/humping a camel 12-1
Mullah Omar caught/dead/humping a camel 17-1
Afghans hold telethon for Americans affected by Katrina - raise $1 billion in 48 hours as the drug dealers around the world bid on opium plots 75-1

Major new coalition offensive finds hidden WMD stocks that are linked to both Pakistan 20-1 and Iraq 25-1

US troops are heading home after finishing the job, new US troops heading to Afghanistan are there to serve as advisors to help reconstruction 30-1

Posted by: lawhawk at September 07, 2005 03:40 PM (AcoYr)

7 OBL caught humping little boy 3-1

Posted by: Rusty at September 07, 2005 03:47 PM (JQjhA)

8 Kanye West will play Kabul on December 14th?

Posted by: The Man at September 07, 2005 03:50 PM (EDlAL)

9 I want pictures of OBL humping the camel. I need those for my collector's set. Not so much the little boy though... you would think OBL to be more discrete.

Posted by: Wine-aholic at September 07, 2005 03:53 PM (Wsn+K)

10 Actually the news (when offered) out of Afghanistan has been very good for some time. The spring/summer offensive launched by the enemy failed big time with heavy enemy causlties. The only media news covered during that period was the helio shootdown and Seal Team loss - again, media coverage and fascination with these items totally devoid of context with the wider battles. Anyway, a failed major offensive by the enemy tends to bring lots of captured prisoners, materials, documents and other great intel our way. Add to that, the enemy has to move its OPs,CPs, and other set-ups since they can and will have been compromised. An enemy advancing to the rear is an excellent target.

Posted by: hondo at September 07, 2005 03:54 PM (4Gtyc)

11 Heroin cultivation hits an all-time high? (no pun intended)

Posted by: Venom at September 07, 2005 03:58 PM (dbxVM)

12 I'm hoping they have a body that think is Binny, Zawahiri or Omar and are awaiting DNA tests to confirm. Doubt it though. I thought it was interesting that the LA times article (linked to in Jawa) regarding a raid in Kandahar involved troops that were parachuted in. That is not done often. Perhaps a big target. We can only hope.

Posted by: Cruiser at September 07, 2005 04:02 PM (L11K0)

13 there was also some rumor floating around that some biggies were killed in that raid, but mention of the possibility has since disappeared......

Posted by: caltechgirl at September 07, 2005 04:16 PM (PI0gZ)

14 Bin Laden's camel killed 5-1

Posted by: Rusty at September 07, 2005 04:26 PM (JQjhA)

15 Might explain why Ayman al Zawahiri has been doing all the tapes.

Posted by: Howie at September 07, 2005 04:35 PM (D3+20)

16 The suspense is killing me. LawHawk, I'll take - OBL caught humping Mullah Omar.

Posted by: Oyster at September 07, 2005 04:35 PM (fl6E1)

17 Afghani National baseball team beats Seattle Mariners 6-3?

Posted by: Brad at September 07, 2005 05:04 PM (3OPZt)

18 New Orleans Saints move their 2005 home games to Kabul: 50-1

Posted by: Joshua at September 07, 2005 05:17 PM (XPnN/)

19 Bin Laden and Tammy Imre (see below) and an eight year old boy?

Video of Osama dynamiting the Ponchartrain levees?

Mash note from Qusay to Obie, offering to let him crash in Iraq until the heat's off?

Video of CIA operative secretly replacing Obie's dialysis filter with dark, sparkling Folger's crystals?

Compromising photo of Mullah Omar and Iran's new Prime Minister dancing the funky chicken at a terrorist training camp in the late 80's?

George Galloway's mustache hairs identified by DNA, embedded in the hiney of OBL's charred corpse?

Hillary! fundraising letter addressed to Bashar Assad?

Discovery of Zarqawi's cache of exotic bukkake porn?

Tell us, Rusty! We'll keep it between ourselves and Google News.

Posted by: See-Dubya at September 07, 2005 05:19 PM (yCYiB)

20 Planned Parenthood sets up new Karachi headquarters.

Sean Penn turns up atop mountain NE of Kabul in boat with two photographers, two columnists, two directors, two...

Pork chop restaurant opens in Jalalabad.

Posted by: Oyster at September 07, 2005 06:11 PM (YudAC)

21 Mullah Omar has taken to pronouncing "Mullah" as W does "Mooolaaaah".

That is the news.

Posted by: Filthy Allah at September 07, 2005 07:05 PM (bikuR)

22 A new bad gay Pr0n film from the middle east starring Osama, Mullah Omar, Zarqawi, and, reprising his Adult Video Movie Award winning role as Best Actor In A Lead Role Popping Jihadi Man Booty: Filthy Allah!

Posted by: Mad Dog Vinnie at September 07, 2005 07:51 PM (Kr6/f)

23 Osama bin Laden has farty pants: 1-1

Posted by: Leopold Stotch at September 07, 2005 07:59 PM (NIp8w)

24 I'll wager a four drachma gourd and a fake beard that Osama was turned in by a Brazilian plastic surgeon after having had a sex change and boob job, and they're just waiting for the bandages to come off.

And that he wants to be called Loretta.

Because he wants to have babies.

Because it's symbolic of his stuggle against oppression.

And he wants Pilate, uh, Bush, to wewease Wodewick.

Because he has spiwit.

You know, spiwit; bwavado; a touch of dewwing do.

Posted by: Improbulus Maximus at September 07, 2005 11:18 PM (0yYS2)

25 http://www.dawn.com/2005/09/07/top3.htm
anything to do with this maybe?

Posted by: ike at September 07, 2005 11:30 PM (j+tr0)

26 Improbulus Maximus

Ah, always looking on the bright side of life, are we?

Posted by: lawhawk at September 08, 2005 08:04 AM (AcoYr)

27 Well as they say, blessed are the cheesemakers.

Posted by: Improbulus Maximus at September 08, 2005 08:19 AM (0yYS2)

28 Mullah Omar is the next James Bond -- 100-1

Posted by: ProCynic at September 08, 2005 09:05 AM (bfkgE)

29 wow
i google "b0b0 humping ali" and i come across this thingie.
PS:u all suck
politics suck
elect me president and i'll get u all high

Posted by: nub at October 04, 2005 03:39 PM (5g/fc)

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