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June 21, 2007

Advanced al Qaeda Rocket Guidance System Revealed

A video from al Qaeda in Afghanistan's as Sahab media foundation shows a new al Qaeda advanced rocket guidance system. The short propaganda video claims to show Taliban fighters firing rockets against an American base in Afghanistan on April 8, 2007. The video, part of the "Holocaust of the Americans in the land of Khorasan", series shows several men preparing the "BM" rockets and then firing them, although it is unclear whether or not the rockets do anything but explode since the video suddenly ends with a loud explosion, the camera seems to fall, and a lot of dust is in the air.

Scroll down to see an image of this new advanced rocket guidance system. The intro......

.....setting up the rockets.....

.....the close up reveals al Qaeda rocket guidance system......ROCKS and PIPES!!

Bwahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!

Posted by: Rusty at 03:52 PM | Comments (17) | Add Comment
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1 I haven't been over here in ages, but came over today looking for some serious commentary about how Bob Loblob porked Liza Minnelli only to find rocks & pipes?

For shame. Whatever did Scott Baio do to the Jawa Report to get ignored like this?

Posted by: Editor at June 21, 2007 05:14 PM (SJCkB)

2 How fitting that they're named "BM."

Posted by: Vinnie at June 21, 2007 06:07 PM (eSoLw)

3 These idiots are getting their arses handed to them on a platter -- just today, Canadian troops killed 15 of them.

Allah is not on your side, you stinking rotten terrorists -- you are getting killed by the dozens, and our boys won't stop until every single one of you is gone.

Posted by: Richard Romano at June 21, 2007 06:51 PM (iD1fP)

4 My kid says that this is pathetic. He says that we need to redo the classic (insert your favorite ethnic slur here) rig to "queda" rig. I am thinking he may be on to something.

Posted by: RWB at June 21, 2007 07:24 PM (4j8Ry)

5 I think if he runs those rocks through his rock polisher it will reduce the drag somewhat and you could sqeeze just a hair more range out of it.

Posted by: Howie at June 21, 2007 08:33 PM (YHZAl)

6 Vinnie talkin' shit again...

Posted by: Darth Vag at June 21, 2007 08:37 PM (b0FZu)

7 Didn't know they were that far advanced.

Posted by: greyrooster at June 21, 2007 09:02 PM (O5Ss2)

8 With my vast experience with rockets here at the trailer park, I think you scoff too quickly at the "rocks and pipes" method of target acquisition and firing solutions. Many a Chevy has fallen to this method. Many a Chevy......

Posted by: HerrMorgenholz at June 21, 2007 09:49 PM (K/lgF)

9 rocks and pipes YES.

But they're "high precision" rocks and pipes...

Posted by: mrclark at June 21, 2007 10:41 PM (HIkp6)

I'd normally put something very sarcastic here but I'll make this a serious comment. We gave these back asswards nitwits Stinger missles and semmingly, those alone really did the Soviets in. Now, I think we can all be 100% sure that Iran and China are arming these same goat humping losers. And look what they are reduced to using. Freaking rocks. Give it a few more years and the NY Times will have to report about one of our troops being injured in a drive by sling-shotting. Lady Liberty's Killing Machine and her partners are really working these chumps over.

Posted by: Rome at June 21, 2007 11:08 PM (/GrlO)

11 China makes too much money off of us to risk arming these idiots. Iran: oh yeah. I think this video in and of itself that they aren't TOO well-armed by whoever is armign them...Do those look like bombs or artillery rounds to anyone else, not missiles?

Posted by: Jack's Smirking Revenge at June 22, 2007 07:02 AM (ou0cx)

12 Ironically this really is an improvement. When I was in Iraq they were using mounds of dirt and simply eyeballing their azimuth and elevation. When I was in Afghanistan it was much the same. Thankfully these morons are stuck in the 7th century technologically as well as ideologically.

Posted by: EODDan at June 22, 2007 09:14 AM (gdn7U)

13 Damn that hurt. 40 yrs ago that how I used rifle grenades. Worked to. Sometimes.

Posted by: greyrooster at June 22, 2007 09:28 AM (yhGrC)

14 Wait, is that super glue holding those rocks and pipes together? If it is we are really f@#$'d.

Posted by: tbone at June 22, 2007 11:16 AM (HGqHt)

Better still, the "rockets" are artillery shells, from what I can tell. The whole setup is a cheesy propaganda stunt. Now, if we could just get them to â€œlaunchâ€ the â€œrocketsâ€ by hitting them really hard on the bottomâ€¦.

Posted by: Brian at June 23, 2007 10:31 PM (XLwcY)

16 I wonder how mush their getting from RUSSIA and the CHICOMS ah yes the trecery of the bear and the dragon

Posted by: sandpiper at June 24, 2007 10:51 AM (h6CK1)

17 Well, if pointing, praying, and lighting a fuse are advanced, then it's advanced.

Posted by: Joe at June 28, 2007 01:06 AM (ip8b4)

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