March 02, 2007

A New Faction of the "Truther" Movement

Uncomfortable questions are being raised about the "official story" of the attack on a revered symbol of power and greatness:

3) Why was the rebel pilot who supposedly destroyed the Death Star reported to be on the Death Star days, maybe hours, prior to its destruction? Why was he allowed to escape, and why were several individuals dressed in Stormtrooper uniforms seen helping him?

4) Why has there not been an investigation into allegations that Darth Vader, the second-ranking member of the Imperial Government, is in fact the father of the pilot who allegedly destroyed the Death Star?

More questions here.

h/t : Allah.

Posted by: Ragnar at 06:32 AM | Comments (8) | Add Comment
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1 How about the highly hush-hush fact that the Death Star was in fact a hybrid vehicle? Or that Al Bore tried to grow a beard and look like a Wookie? And the truly unpleasant fact... the destruction of Alderaan was preceded by melting of its global ice caps...

There was never any Death Star destruction of Alderaan. Alderaan was a victim of Galactic Warming !

Posted by: Ragnardo Di Canneskjold at March 02, 2007 08:14 AM (b0FZu)

2 Emperor Palpatine reads "The Pet Bantha"

ROFLMAO!

Posted by: Randman at March 02, 2007 09:08 AM (Sal3J)

3 I, for one, question the timing.

Posted by: Consul-At-Arms at March 02, 2007 10:53 AM (B+qrE)

4 ...obviously a vast right galactic conspiracy planned by Karl Rove..

Posted by: mrclark at March 02, 2007 11:37 AM (A/6uy)

5 I loved it. Anyone know who made the original post? I'd love to paste it everywhere!

Posted by: MidnightSun at March 02, 2007 11:48 AM (nR/14)

6 What about the group of jews ewoks seen celebrating and exchanging high fives right after the explosion?


[yes, I know that's the wrong movie]

Posted by: wooga at March 02, 2007 12:57 PM (t9sT5)

7 I built a model of the Death Star from chicken wire, and dropped an M-80 down its poopchute.  Couldn't be....

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at March 02, 2007 10:02 PM (vRnST)

8

This story was mentioned, briefly, on today's Michael Medved show.  Today was his "conspiracy day," where the moonbats call in with their wacky conspiracies.  He gave this as an example of how any event can be questioned in the same way the the nutter "truthers" question events.  I think his characterization was "very funny" or at least "funny."


Posted by: Watergate at March 05, 2007 09:40 PM (BC1Xw)

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