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July 21, 2005

A New Convert To Islam?

***UPDATED***

After staying plugged into the news coming out of London so far, and especially after reading Richard's post about the splodeydope's weapon of choice, I think I have a clear picture of who is the mastermind behind today's isolated incident.

UPDATED WITH EXTREMELY SENSITIVE ANONOMOUSLY SOURCED INFORMATION.

The British Gov't has identified the above as one Abu Saheed Spesh al-Ed. They have also released a recorded cell phone conversation between him and one of the perpetrators of today's isolated incident:

Perp: Hello?
Spesh al-Ed: Do you have TATP?
Perp: Yes, we do.
Spesh al-Ed: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY! I like TATP!
Perp:
Spesh al-Ed: Hey lady,
Perp: I am not a la
Spesh al-Ed: Do you have TATP?
Perp: I tell you this, we do.
Spesh al-Ed: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY! I like TATP!
Spesh al-Ed: Hey lady
Perp: Sheik al-Ed! I am not a lady, you know this!
Spesh al-Ed: Do you have Semtex?
Perp: NO! We have the TATP! I tell you this already!
Spesh al-Ed: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY! I hate Semtex!
Perp: Goodbye Sheik
Spesh al-Ed: Lady? YAAAAAAAAAY! He's going to die for Allah! YAAAAAAAAY! I like dying for Allah!

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1 My fondest wish is one of the bombs will get the Mayor of London. Never happen but I can dream.

Posted by: Rod Stanton at July 21, 2005 03:39 PM (Z6yVb)

2 So, this is either greg or DSM, could go either way.

Posted by: Improbulus Maximus at July 21, 2005 03:40 PM (0yYS2)

3 mynetjawa

Posted by: yakup at July 21, 2005 03:58 PM (5BMwO)

4 It was not me. I don't play dress up like you Improbulus.

Here's the latest fashion trend in Italy, just for you, Improbulus. Women wear wrap around skirts over their designer blue jeans. The wrap starts about 6 inches down from the waist, so that you see the top 6 inches of their blue jeans.

Now go to town, you silly girl!

Posted by: greg at July 21, 2005 04:19 PM (3D/yw)

5 Oh, that's burn in hell bad! *giggle*

Posted by: Princess Kimberley at July 21, 2005 05:04 PM (LNA9X)

6 Of course it couldn't be you greg, how silly of me. The helmet isn't covered with TINFOIL. Please accept my apologies. I expected DSM to be, taller, but not so intelligent looking.

Posted by: Improbulus Maximus at July 21, 2005 05:56 PM (0yYS2)

7 I got so angry after hearing some liberal Californians say Bush and "his" war in Iraq are responsible for the London bombings, Part 1 & 2, that I made a wallet card to hand to disreputable people holding this opinion.

Hope it helps some of y'all who think terrorists are committing terrorists acts, and not GWB.

The card is here:
http://theshavedape.blogspot.com/2005/07/london-bombed-by-muslims-again.html

--Don

Posted by: Don Long at July 21, 2005 07:23 PM (b2Y3g)

8 Arm your cabbage patch kid with a bazooka and your teddy bear with a M-16 and waste that creep thing

Posted by: sandpiper at July 21, 2005 10:46 PM (ILvmZ)

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