January 09, 2007

A.P. Runs Unverified Report on Somali al Qaeda

Actually, given the AP's propensity towards hyperbole, it should read: U.S. Bombs Newlyweds, Children, Pupppies!

Posted by: Rusty at 01:43 PM | Comments (1) | Add Comment
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1 Bombing the newly wed husbands is actually kind of human.

It saves them from years and years of pain (the new wife learning to cook), suffering (having to ask for seconds when your new wife botches the preparation of what your used to be "favorite meal") and nagging (goes without explanation).

Posted by: phineas g. at January 09, 2007 03:17 PM (z2QQP)

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