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June 05, 2007

20-30 Taliban Killed by Coalition, 60 Drowned by Allah

US helicopters and Coalition ground forces took out twenty or thirty brave Taliban babyhunters frantically running away from a battle:

KABUL (Reuters) - U.S.-led coalition and Afghan forces have killed up to 30 Taliban fighters as they tried to escape on a boat from a battle in southern Afghanistan, an Afghan government spokesman said on Tuesday.

The God of Abraham took care of a few dozen more:

At the weekend, 60 Taliban were drowned when another boat capsized in an accident in the same river, he said. Helmand province has been the scene of bloody clashes in recent months.

Posted by: Bluto at 10:04 AM | Comments (14) | Add Comment
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1 Ah... glorious. Talibanis die running away like cowardly dogs and we get a bonus when some of them drown like idiots. That's a great day. Thank the heavens.

Posted by: DrTheopolis at June 05, 2007 11:13 AM (9ZqGe)

2 Turn on the lights; turn out the lights.
The cockroaches come; the cockroaches go.....

Posted by: locomotivebreath1901 at June 05, 2007 11:22 AM (Cy7OH)

3 60 Taliban were drowned when another boat capsized

BOOSH'S fault!

Posted by: Good Lt at June 05, 2007 11:34 AM (yMbfY)

4 BOOSH'S fault!

Global warming, our greatest weapon, at work. Fire up those SUV's, we've got the Taliban on the run.

Then again, maybe heaven's just found a loophole to help with the staggering virgin defecit.

Posted by: BohicaTwentyTwo at June 05, 2007 11:55 AM (oC8nQ)

Another setback for the Taliban's Olympic Swimming Team.

Posted by: Rome at June 05, 2007 12:28 PM (/GrlO)

6 Rome, you made me laugh out loud.

Posted by: Kevin at June 05, 2007 12:34 PM (1cRKV)

7 Funny, but not as funny as the palis drowning in their own excrement when a cesspool dam broke. Now THAT was fracking hilarious.

Posted by: Hucbald at June 05, 2007 12:41 PM (ktfJ2)

8 So that's 72 * (60 + 30) = 6480 new job openings for virgins in terrorist heaven.

I wonder if our resident terrorist/terrorist apologist "John Ryan" is reading this.
Hey "John Ryan", did you hear that?
More of your goat-molesting terrorist kind were turned into spots of grease on the floor. It sure sucks to be you "John Ryan" heh heh heh heh heh heh :->>

Posted by: Garduneh Mehr at June 05, 2007 01:41 PM (j97MF)

9 I love the smell of rotting Taliban corpses in the morning.

Posted by: Darth Odie at June 05, 2007 02:34 PM (YHZAl)

10 Expect a booming crap crop next year.

Posted by: greyrooster at June 05, 2007 03:20 PM (1h1Tb)

11 Thats over 100 less radicals for AL QUEDA 100 disalisioned fools somewhere down there

Posted by: sandpiper at June 06, 2007 10:30 AM (hm7/x)

12 the jawa report is very misinformed, i have seen many arcticles that are exaggerated on here, there was not 60 taliban fights who drowned in thast river when it capsize, most were normal civilians, just because they carry a gun dosent mean they are taliban or have anything to do with them, your website gets worse and worse every week, plz cite your sources

Posted by: hank at June 06, 2007 03:02 PM (lziXs)

13 "Hank",
TJR if there's any inaccuracy in TJR posts it's on the cautious side. Actual death toll amongst the goat-molesting Taliban in the past six days has now reached at least 200. And here's my source.
So I guess Bluto ought to refine his figures of dead goat-lovers upwards NOT downwards.

Posted by: Garduneh Mehr at June 06, 2007 09:16 PM (EdIIN)

14 ya well your still puttign false information up, it would be more professional to correct your errors, i hate them talibs as much as anyone and am happy when they die, but this acrticle, haha, i saw it on yahoos front page a while back and they never said anything about 60 talibans drowning, they said 60 people drowned, not 60 talibans, it just goes to show tjr does not post facts 100% of the time

Posted by: hank at June 08, 2007 06:20 PM (lziXs)

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